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frankenstein is the doctor, you're thinking of frankenstein's fursona

give a dragon a cookie, and she'll eat it. unless it's like, oatmeal raisin or something

When someone asks me the reason why fascist scum is on the rise worldwide

dang I just thought the second person was trying to shoe horn the block chain because you are absolutely right :D

You know, I watched Cabin In The Woods and when the stoner guy is introduced I was genuinely like "holy fuck Shaggy from Scooby Doo is in this movie?? The fuck??" But it turns out he's not. But I swear he's based off him. I mean he practically pulls up in a Proto-Mystery Machine.

I forget who plays him but if Matt Lillard didn't exist he'd be a dead ringer for a live action Shaggy

fool me once? ah heck.
fool me twice? god damn it.

if you think about it, paper is just extremely thin particleboard

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I am usually pretty easygoing about most things, but when people claim the story of Crystalis/God Slayer is about magicians creating magic swords to stop an evil emperor, and NOT the story of a cryogenically frozen scientist roaming a mutated wasteland to evaluate whether or not to toggle the killswitch in the floating tower above the Earth, I get really cranky.

I mean the GBC port gives that first, more boring, answer, but Crystalis is huffing Nausicaa vapors HARD so it's kinda...meh.

Welp, just got to work and found out my headphones just have randomly broken suddenly. Fault is at the connection between the left earbud and the remote on the wire. Yaaaay. I got a replacement set at home but I kinda wish there had been some kind of warning this was happening because Thursday it worked just fine without any problems.

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