Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

what's your greatest weakness?

[ me, noticing the interviewer just ended their sentence in a question mark ]

nice try, riddler, but you'll have to do better than that

*gay screaming*

look upon my twerks ye mighty and despair

Hey!! My friend is trying to make me vibrate into the sun or moon gonna win.

Femail address

A lot of color pickers present available colors as circles of that color. When you do this, bigger circles are better. The bigger the circle the easier it is for me to tell the colors apart. Including the color name does help a bit but I honestly prefer just being able to see what the color is. I've attached images of color pickers from two calendar apps. On the one with small circles and color names, most of the colors look the same to me, and the names don't mean much.

HONESTLY

I got peer pressured in to making a poodle Zest (Zoodle)

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1092864190828687366

Jaco gets up to fetch his credit card, returns instead with a banana. Looks at the banana, momentarily baffled. "Wait... I don't think they accept banana"

#AdultLife

Chicken are tamed velociraptors. Send toot.

me, while hand-kerning: *changes "Portland Airport" to "Port landAir port"*

egg verbis