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Me last night: Welp, gotta get up early tomorrow morning so I'm gonna settle down at like 9pm and make sure I'm tucked in bed so I'll more easily fall asleep.
Brain: sure :)
Me: cool.
*Midnight rolls around*
Me: *trying to sleep unsuccessfully for hours now*
Brain: lololololololololol

I love how one of my favorite albums literally can't be displayed correctly by Wikipedia.

I think there could be good mileage in this sort of design of an FPS game. Bright, colourful environments rather than grungy realistic ones, for the most part, but some nice grungy abandoned warehouse/urban exploration style environments with colourful graffiti to mark out areas and stuff if you want a darker environment?

Levels built around hiding spots, not for sniping, but for safer restocking, stealth mechanics so crouching can deaden your foot sounds, mobility options maybe?

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So it's sort of a cross between a colourful, non-violent multiplayer and/or SP campaign based FPS, and a hide-and-seek game when you need to restock, plus trying to catch clusters of foam darts to restock when you get a chance, as they scatter away from you when you run over the piles.

You can shoot while grabbing but you really need to crouch to get darts off the ground, and your aim will potentially be off because you're grabbing darts too, worse for two handed guns.

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you just hold that button down until each empty mag (or half filled one) is completely filled, but while doing this you are vulnerable because you can't hold the gun too and be ready for combat, thus there's a short wind down and wind up animation for Restocking. Reload is a simple FPS style reload, doesn't take long at all.

Fire rate, force, ammo capacity, that's dependent on each gun, but the darts are the same, and each player has a set number of mags that each start full.

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okay but what if a nerf style foam dart FPS game where all the bullets are universal ammo, but they're ALL persistant and physics objects.

They makea squeaky noise when they hit things. You have a shoot button, a reload button, a RESTOCK button, and a grab button.

Grab picks up darts from under you, reload loads the next magazine into your dart-gun, regardless of filled status.

HOWEVER, you have to fill each emptied magazine manually. Find a place to hide, hold "RESTOCK" to fill empty mags.

yeah I meant to say hyper violent not hyper realistic I had a fail there.

@Nine hyper realistic..................... i think u meant to say like violent instead

There is an alternate universe where Quake and other hyper realistic FPS games were never super successful, but instead NERF Battle Arena became THE BIGGEST online FPS game ever, and since then every single FPS game except for a few outliers, have been cutesey, colourful, non-violent and silly-fun FPS games.

Everything else is exactly the same.

get you a girl who can lift an incapacitated person with one arm

@lynnesbian Tootchievement Unlocked: It's Treason, Then!
Make A Joke Specifically Aimed At One Of Your Tootuals, And Have It Become Highly Popular With All Tootuals EXCEPT Them

some of you might be nostalgic and/or curious about how old versions of android looked, so here are some photos of some of the stock apps

the one with the error message about the SD card is the music player. this version of android won't even let you play music without an SD card - probably because it only has ~200MB of usable internal storage

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just a reminder that this phone is indeed tiny

if you wanna look up the specs yourself, it's a huawei ideos u8150

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