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markov 🤖 

doing rather well. How about these soccs with otters on them sipping tea

*sits suddenly bolt upright*
"Giant Panda" implies there is a NON giant, SMALLER Panda.

What if there is secretly a tiny Panda? Like... Palm sized

Palmda

As far as I know about unsheared sheep, they turn into absolute units.

I'll put it to the people.

was the Trojan horse a mech?

[ ] Yes, the Trojan horse was a mech
[ ] No, the Trojan horse was not a mech

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*makes cup of tea*
*forgets about cup of tea*
*only realises cup of tea is still there going critically cold when someone else asks for a cup of tea*
*risks it, chugs it all*
*it's tepid, but ... barely drinkable... or would be if they had stirred it properly*

*tfw you make a terrible cup of tea D: *

COMMISSION TIME: it's @wolfcau 's 2-year hormone-iversary today! Congrats on becoming the absolute best of all possible Balinas!! ✨💖✨ (also: what else are fursonas FOR, if not yanking us forward into better and brighter states of self-actualization?)

Not that this actually happened to me, but I think I was either clicking TOO soon for it to realise i was referring to the hazard I was sure was coming up and because I thought it might have counted it, I didn't click again for it, or I clicked on a later hazard that wasn't a hazard, and effectively scored 1 out of 5 for doing it "too late"... I dunno, it's friggin confusing.

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weh, didn't pass the theory test. gotta take it again :< that friggin hazard awareness video test is... weird. There's no feedback apart from a thing telling you when it registers you clicking the mouse to denote you've spotted a hazard. That's your only input. press the button when you see hazard. Not WHERE, but WHEN.

Don't press too often or in too regular a pattern tho otherwise it'll mark you as trying to cheat and 0 your score for that question. ugh.

FLUFFY AND RUN AWAY

RT @BulbaNewsNOW@twitter.com

New Pokémon: Wooloo. It is Normal-type and has the Abilities Fluffy and Run Away

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BulbaNewsNOW/statu

still no idea who this Solfanger person on Steam is that wants to be friends with me on steam that I have no idea who they are and still haven't accepted, blocked or ignored their friend request and don't know what to do D:

winkwink it's goth cat time

tomorrow i run world of darkness for the tomes and the khloe book stamps

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