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Lumine is a character of mine from a roleplaying chat site. I barely used her, sadly, but she was lotsa fun. Didn't speak (she's a moth), curvy, four armed, friendly moth gal. Just wanted to slurp nectar and make friends, not huge on loud noises, strong, but v. gentle.

how to fake global illumination:

1. for each point on a surface, ask yourself "if I was a tiny bug sitting on the surface of this object, what would the sky look like?"
2. think more about being a bug
3. enjoy thinking about being a bug
4. make a bugsona
5. make friends with other bugs
6. find a function that approximates the average sky colour. this will be a proxy for the hemispherical integral, and add that on top of any specular contribution

what if...

lego racing game

but like... you literally build the cars out of blocks. individual blocks. Not just... set car pieces. So your car can look however you like. but each block carries its own weight and the car will handle differently depending upon how it's built

RT @Armand_Gman@twitter.com

saw @kartased@twitter.com 's tweet of Daisy's voice lines from Super Mario Strikers Charged. couldn't help but animate her she's just so energetic. also she is the best princess don't @ me
#SuperMarioBros #PrincessDaisy

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Armand_Gman/status

GM: “As you reach the final cave, you see a giant red-scaled dragon”

Me: *raises hand*

GM sighing “He thinks you’re cute”

Me: *lowers hand*

what if like...

really tiny pokemon

but you dynamax them

so they become

bigger

but they're still also tiny compared to other dynamaxes.

and that you're just dynamaxing them so you can give them a full body hug to show how much you love and appreciate them being with you on this journey together

featuring diddy kong from the donkey may kong series

me:
my brain: "Let Mom Sleep" is actually about Sakurai because he gets very little sleep with all the demands on his time for Smash Brothers in this essay I will
me: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

it's kinda stressful with wires dangling everywhere getting in the first date
inspired: fucking ONLY BEFORE the first song* okay i will never share this knowledge. *Fish shakes*

did you hear about the polycule that robbed a bank 

yeah, they made out like bandits afterward

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