@Nine What is the common perception of heaven?
Fluffy clouds.
What kind of clouds do we have on the ground?
Fog.
Squid pro row; if people are saying that the weather is "heavenly" then it must be foggy as fuck.
reason why hell is better than heaven
you never say "heavens yes", it's always "Heavens no" or "heavens to betsy!" as a dismayed expletive
hell is way more accepting of choice. "Hell no". "Hell YES". "Ah hell." "HEELLLL YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" and it also has way more uses, like, it's hot as hell, or, it's a cold day in hell before x happens, etc. Nobody says "It's hot as heaven!"
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what?
oh right people say the weather is heavenly I guess, but... WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
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