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Wh... the hell...

new pokemon in sword and shield?

lemmie look this up... wait it's a new evolution for Lineone? :O Nice! Let's-

oh

oh that's a long tongue oh no .///////.

me: "... oh hey a chicken"
my hellbrain: "why did the chicken cross the road?"
Me: "...?? uh. wha-..."
Hellbrain: "to which the chicken responds: 'Aye, yer a nosy wee fucker aincha!!' "
me: "...what in the-"
Hellbrain: "Shame on you for prying into the chicken's business!"
me: "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?"

RT @sicklyjelly@twitter.com

listen...I rewatched madoka the other weekend, was wrecked, and needed to draw some good magical girls. and rue is too cool to pass up drawing, she's got the neckerchief I can't resist 🧙🏼‍♀️✨ #SleeplessDomain

🐦🔗: twitter.com/sicklyjelly/status

so hey y'all

my younger sib just came out to me as probs not a boy; anyone got any resources on like basic gender exploration stuff? i barely remember how i did it, and really couldn't under my parents noses - they're under a lot of scrutiny too, so stuff like websites rather than books is preferred

ah yes the filter works as intended. good. now I'll never block it but i can actually see this is a keyboard plugged into the ground... the cloud immediately disippating back to a subtoot aimed at you for being bad at shmups :3

btw, another question
what do you peeps think of tweets/toots that say "I'm an artist, I do X, Y, Z, looking for a job etc etc, RT appreciated"?
Do these work? Are people shunned by doing that?

Oh what??? Like I mean if you don't need to do

like id unno
like

put some stuff up on your key smashes if you're wondering who i'm talking about
it's both of you is the same, it's not vanilla :D

e gads! my roast is RUINED!

but what if

i were to go out into the yard

and shoot thirty to fifty feral hogs

and disguise it as my own cooking?

or i mean it could be to obliterate you with tooth and claw and whatever
if that's your thing

very supportive tigrex frein

tigrex, but instead of charging at you to obliterate you with tooth, claw, tail and wings

it's diving at you to give you a big ol' hug.

Gun violence, implied killing of a truly preposterous number of animals 

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

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