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If you are thinking "wow you must really brush Sid a lot for his fur to look so glorious and soft!"

That's the secret though. We don't get a chance. He doesn't like being brushed much. We're trying to persuade him to get used to it but lately he always comes in covered in little seeds and bramble sticks and stuff. So I spend ages picking them outta his fur while he's sleeping and thus less argumentative.

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Sid knows he's not allowed on the couch.

Sid says "fuck the police"

Welp time to sit on my bed and play quake 2 on my Surface.

*Kami immediately climbs into lap preventing me from doing this*

Welp time to sit on my bed and pet Kami on my lap

ICE, Koch Foods, capitalism neo-slavery 

ICE Raids Koch Foods Plant, detaining 600+ workers after $3.75 million sexual/racial harassment lawsuit against the company.

paydayreport.com/ice-raids-mis

"Nobody holds a gun to your head" in capitalism*. They just threaten to separate you from your children, send you to a country capitalists have bombed to smithereens / infested with fascist puppets and climate-change-famine.

okay so they're not really MY child I didn't write their code.

but youknow they're based on my posts so

10 let newattempt = 1
20 if pooptoot$ = pooptoot$ + newattempt
40 next newattempt
50 print pooptoot$

Zero Suit Samus, yes, but what about.... 💯 Suit Samus? 🤔

trans woman in need of help, upstate NY :boost_ok: 

A friend of mine needs a place to live. She's in upstate NY, near Lake George. White queer trans woman. Willing to pay rent

Please boost, and tag anyone you know who's in the area or has connections in New England. I can give you her discord on request

Heyo I have a friend who is looking to #commission art of her #FFXIV character. Her budget is at most $70 USD. Her character has fantasy armor and weapons, and I think she wants it colored. Anyone with commissions open have a chart and/or sample images they want me to pass along to her?

okay I gotta say the two Quake 1 mission packs are.... really pretty good? the level design is pretty great, and the first has a couple new neat weapons (that hammer is hilariously broken but fun nonetheless, and the prox mine launcher, whilst not terribly useful, is pretty funny.). the second mission pack is even better, with lots of interesting tricks, traps, cutscenes(!) and every weapaon other than the axe and shotguns has an alternate ammo you can find that does more damage. :o

i love that one of the featured screenshots on the wine front page is of showcasing a horse in skyrim tilting at a 15° angle from the ground

it also generates all sorts of different things to go with the name and address its honestly so useful for generating dummy data

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i recommend fakenamegenerator.com/
it can even generate them in bulk and email you the result

RT @Hoeyboey@twitter.com

Developers: when creating fake addresses for locally testing things, what fake addresses do you use? Maybe QT the answer or something idk

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Hoeyboey/status/11

instance block rec, the terfs 

I assume people have already noticed but someone went and made a whole-ass terf instance at spinster dot xyz

based on the gab codebase, obvs. owned by an LLC. paid membership tiers. mandatory veganism for some reason

Majima definitely watched the Minions and thought it was hilarious.

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