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LB: Renbot, my precious little princess.
Kami: how do i deal with that!? Goofy has pants. Mickey has shorts. Clearly the artist is super fluffy and affectionate and also Monster Hunter* c____c;;;;

-, dysphoria stuff, insurance stuff too and websites being hot garbage 

OH GOOD THE WEBSITE ISN'T EVEN WORKING so that was a whole fucking bullcrap that was unnecessary for me to go through uahgskjl;ahsfgfg

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-, dysphoria stuff 

aaaaa that feel of filling in a form to get a quote for insurance and the massive wave of dysphoria from having to input title, name, and "gender", and you know you have to do the ones you hate. so good.
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Recaptcha's audio challenges are a fucking copout. Even if you always solve them successfully, they'll start assuming you're a robot and lock you out of them after a few times. Because no HUMAN BEING would be unable to solve the visual challenge, right?

(Implication: the visually impaired aren't human, I guess.)

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Inside you are two wolves. If one is dominant and one is recessive then you have a heterozygous allele Ww, and if you breed with another Ww, you both appear to have the dominant wolf but there is a 25% chance of producing a homozygous offspring showing the recessive wolf.

If your offspring shows the dominant wolf trait and they pair with another dominant-presenting allele, calculate the chances that each of your grandchildren will have recessive wolves.

does it have an on board mic? do they really intend for you to have phone conversations in the shower??? i hate it

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my brother got a new waterproof Bluetooth shower speaker and it has an "answer call" button. who designed this. i just wanna talk

Ashens sure was ahead of the times by reviewing a 5g phone in 2011
youtu.be/CSO1KWLGd50

asking for $ help 

I'm about to run out of money. If you have a few dollars to spare, I'd appreciate any help you can give.

Thank you.

paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle
venmo.com/Noelle-Anthony-2

You mean it's down there, it's sentient and mobile and there was a paniced blushy flail. Having a mild multi threading problem

fedichive, all known IPs 

Just in case you didn't see the first post, the super racist techbro from friday is back and started poking at my relay in sketchy ways. A block is recommended

195.20.42.240
71.234.189.151

ion fury/Voidpoint bullshittery, some kinda... resolution??? 

I mean, obv. def not forgiven yet at all. I wanna see proof they're better before I fuckin' give them the benefit of the doubt, but... this is at least a step in the right direction. I was genuinely expecting that kinda bullshit half arsed "we're sorry if we OFFENDED anybody" non-apology shit that CDPR likes to pull.

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the phrase "sup fuckos it's 2019 time to get weird" was not meant as an instruction

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but you know what, maybe weird is what we really needed

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