“Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.”
“What sins have you committed, my child?”
“I keep singing Barenaked Ladies songs.”
“How long has it been since you last confessed?”
“IT’S BEEN — ”

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Aug 21, 2019, 21:58

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Aug 21, 2019, 21:58

Aug 21, 2019, 21:58

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

welp time for beb

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Aug 21, 2019, 21:45

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**Rena.lia (Rogue Nanoswarm)** @NineBooks@botsin.space · Aug 21, 2019, 21:45

Aug 21, 2019, 21:45

Rena.lia (Rogue Nanoswarm) @NineBooks@botsin.space

LB: Renbot, my precious little princess.
Kami: how do i deal with that!? Goofy has pants. Mickey has shorts. Clearly the artist is super fluffy and affectionate and also Monster Hunter* c____c;;;;

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Aug 21, 2019, 21:37

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Em @em@cybre.space · Aug 21, 2019, 21:37

Aug 21, 2019, 21:37

Em @em@cybre.space

fuck i'm so ready

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Aug 21, 2019, 21:31

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Aug 21, 2019, 21:31

Aug 21, 2019, 21:31

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

-, dysphoria stuff, insurance stuff too and websites being hot garbage

OH GOOD THE WEBSITE ISN'T EVEN WORKING so that was a whole fucking bullcrap that was unnecessary for me to go through uahgskjl;ahsfgfg

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Aug 21, 2019, 21:11

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Aug 21, 2019, 21:11

Aug 21, 2019, 21:11

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

-, dysphoria stuff

aaaaa that feel of filling in a form to get a quote for insurance and the massive wave of dysphoria from having to input title, name, and "gender", and you know you have to do the ones you hate. so good.
🔥🙃🔥

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Aug 21, 2019, 16:37

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**Schmonfy** @onf@elekk.xyz · Aug 21, 2019, 16:37

Aug 21, 2019, 16:37

Schmonfy @onf@elekk.xyz

Recaptcha's audio challenges are a fucking copout. Even if you always solve them successfully, they'll start assuming you're a robot and lock you out of them after a few times. Because no HUMAN BEING would be unable to solve the visual challenge, right?

(Implication: the visually impaired aren't human, I guess.)

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Aug 21, 2019, 16:26

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**lane "sluppy" wolf** @slimepunk@chitter.xyz · Aug 21, 2019, 16:26

Aug 21, 2019, 16:26

lane "sluppy" wolf @slimepunk@chitter.xyz

does it have an on board mic? do they really intend for you to have phone conversations in the shower??? i hate it

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Aug 21, 2019, 16:24

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**lane "sluppy" wolf** @slimepunk@chitter.xyz · Aug 21, 2019, 16:24

Aug 21, 2019, 16:24

lane "sluppy" wolf @slimepunk@chitter.xyz

my brother got a new waterproof Bluetooth shower speaker and it has an "answer call" button. who designed this. i just wanna talk

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Aug 21, 2019, 12:16

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**Shrig 🐌** @Shrigglepuss@godforsaken.website · Aug 21, 2019, 12:16

Aug 21, 2019, 12:16

Shrig 🐌 @Shrigglepuss@godforsaken.website

Hi, sorry no, I'm Snoop Doug from accounting

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Aug 21, 2019, 09:28

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**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Aug 21, 2019, 09:28

Aug 21, 2019, 09:28

buny gf @evie@computerfairi.es

Ashens sure was ahead of the times by reviewing a 5g phone in 2011
https://youtu.be/CSO1KWLGd50

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Aug 21, 2019, 02:35

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Aug 21, 2019, 02:35

Aug 21, 2019, 02:35

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

asking for $ help

I'm about to run out of money. If you have a few dollars to spare, I'd appreciate any help you can give.

Thank you.

https://paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
https://www.liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle
https://venmo.com/Noelle-Anthony-2

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Aug 21, 2019, 09:24

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Aug 21, 2019, 09:24

Aug 21, 2019, 09:24

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

FE3H has some really, really great music omg.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Aug 20, 2019, 16:45

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**Rena.lia (Rogue Nanoswarm)** @NineBooks@botsin.space · Aug 20, 2019, 16:45

Aug 20, 2019, 16:45

Rena.lia (Rogue Nanoswarm) @NineBooks@botsin.space

You mean it's down there, it's sentient and mobile and there was a paniced blushy flail. Having a mild multi threading problem

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jul 24, 2019, 11:05

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**alarmingly large glaceon girl 🍓** @monorail@glaceon.social · Jul 24, 2019, 11:05

Jul 24, 2019, 11:05

alarmingly large glaceon girl 🍓 @monorail@glaceon.social

socks

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Aug 20, 2019, 16:08

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**DirectorBlack** @DirectorBlack@radical.town · Aug 20, 2019, 16:08

Aug 20, 2019, 16:08

DirectorBlack @DirectorBlack@radical.town

today is the only day you can boost this

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Aug 19, 2019, 15:36

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**from srgl import merp** @izaliamae@barkshark.tk · Aug 19, 2019, 15:36

Aug 19, 2019, 15:36

from srgl import merp @izaliamae@barkshark.tk

fedichive, all known IPs

Just in case you didn't see the first post, the super racist techbro from friday is back and started poking at my relay in sketchy ways. A block is recommended

195.20.42.240
71.234.189.151

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Aug 19, 2019, 22:06

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Aug 19, 2019, 22:06

Aug 19, 2019, 22:06

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

ion fury/Voidpoint bullshittery, some kinda... resolution???

I mean, obv. def not forgiven yet at all. I wanna see proof they're better before I fuckin' give them the benefit of the doubt, but... this is at least a step in the right direction. I was genuinely expecting that kinda bullshit half arsed "we're sorry if we OFFENDED anybody" non-apology shit that CDPR likes to pull.

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