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Sunroof, but positive. 

Mavica is an absolutely adorable name omg. Excellent choice.

absolutely fuckin cursed memetic mutation. 

Coming outta my cage and I'm trying to sneak past the guards but I'm dummythicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.

I didn’t know “absolute unit” had been superseded, but I’m down. It’s furry appropriate

on what it means when someone lets you know that you messed up (quote, transphobia mention) 

"I guess the moral of the story, or the one I hope some readers take away, is that when YOU are the person doing it — calling the wrong pronoun, saying the ignorant thing, etc. — your behavior is both unacceptable and deeply familiar. And when a trans person takes time to call you out, to explain it to you, to show vulnerability or anger, it comes at a personal risk and a personal cost. It is your job to make that worthwhile."

- Lewis Wallace, "A week or two of being trans at work" medium.com/@lewispants/a-week-

(Generalize to other marginalized groups.)

@SuricrasiaOnline I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA YOU SHOULD TOTALLY make CDs like old AOL trial cds and just...

leave a box of them in random shops secretly to see what happens. :O

“Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.”
“What sins have you committed, my child?”
“I keep singing Barenaked Ladies songs.”
“How long has it been since you last confessed?”
“IT’S BEEN — ”

LB: Renbot, my precious little princess.
Kami: how do i deal with that!? Goofy has pants. Mickey has shorts. Clearly the artist is super fluffy and affectionate and also Monster Hunter* c____c;;;;

-, dysphoria stuff, insurance stuff too and websites being hot garbage 

OH GOOD THE WEBSITE ISN'T EVEN WORKING so that was a whole fucking bullcrap that was unnecessary for me to go through uahgskjl;ahsfgfg

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-, dysphoria stuff 

aaaaa that feel of filling in a form to get a quote for insurance and the massive wave of dysphoria from having to input title, name, and "gender", and you know you have to do the ones you hate. so good.
🔥🙃🔥

Recaptcha's audio challenges are a fucking copout. Even if you always solve them successfully, they'll start assuming you're a robot and lock you out of them after a few times. Because no HUMAN BEING would be unable to solve the visual challenge, right?

(Implication: the visually impaired aren't human, I guess.)

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Inside you are two wolves. If one is dominant and one is recessive then you have a heterozygous allele Ww, and if you breed with another Ww, you both appear to have the dominant wolf but there is a 25% chance of producing a homozygous offspring showing the recessive wolf.

If your offspring shows the dominant wolf trait and they pair with another dominant-presenting allele, calculate the chances that each of your grandchildren will have recessive wolves.

does it have an on board mic? do they really intend for you to have phone conversations in the shower??? i hate it

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my brother got a new waterproof Bluetooth shower speaker and it has an "answer call" button. who designed this. i just wanna talk

Ashens sure was ahead of the times by reviewing a 5g phone in 2011
youtu.be/CSO1KWLGd50

asking for $ help 

I'm about to run out of money. If you have a few dollars to spare, I'd appreciate any help you can give.

Thank you.

paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle
venmo.com/Noelle-Anthony-2

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