Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Kami: *Flops into my arms on my desk and purrs*
Me: aww baby... *pets her tum*
Kami: :3 *rolls over on her back and looks up at me totally relaxed, purring harder, exposing more belly for pettings*
Me: ;w; aaaa i love you so much *more pettings*
Kami: *very gently reaches up with a paw to touch my face and then leans in and gives al i'l noseboop with her nose*
me: *dying of adorableness immediately*

hfahsfhasf new shovel knight update allows you to have and apply gender neutral pronouns to characters aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<3<3<3<3

fuck i hate ingrown hairs. my body is apparently cursed with them. No matter what I do, every hair is basically ingrown or will become ingrown at random and especially on my face, and it won't be obvious until ages down the line when there's a gigantic fucking long hair all stuck inside my flesh that requires practically carving out of my face... ggrrgg...

https://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/7406/Japari+Bus.html oh no oh no oh no oh no oh noooooOOOOO IT'S SO CUTE

if you want to imagine what it's like with my brain,

just imagine you're happily walking down the road and then suddenly you are tackled by clone of yourself who with a vacant grin on their face spews out a monotone rambling, breathless spiel of some kind of nonsense and isntea dof coming out of THEIR mouth, it comes out of YOUR mouth instead, and then your clone sits back and watches the conflaguration with a smarmy smirk on their face.

set this li'l luggage lock's combination to 128 because of my beloved old 128k +2A Spectrum that I have.

why am i telling you the combination to this luggage lock?

...well because I never intend to use it as a luggage lock because it's a TSA one and it's 100% hot garbage that anybody with an easily accessable master key that can be bought for literal pennies online can pop open. It's so low security it's a joke.

very stimmy tho <3

@queerzel@snouts.online .... It would probably help if I attached an actual image Huh XD

@queerzel@snouts.online aaaa! Fellow Mainey parent! :D Lemmie show you Sid if you haven't seen him before. Your Sammy looks just like Sid's brother, Angus tbh! (though Angus is a bit tubbier and Angus is owned by my other half's mother's sister-gosh that's a mouthful ._.; ) But yeah! Here's Sid Vicious, or Sid, or Siddy Beans. or Sidney Beans as I like to call him (and yes he's gentle as a brush XD)

Shoutouts to that time in multiplayer Dark Souls 2 where @salith and I worked out that we could "Fistbump" by both using the Point emote whilst facing each other in a particular way.

and that time in the same game where we decided that as a celebration ritual as Phantoms for beating a boss with the player who summoned us, to chug every last estus we hadn't used up in a wild dash before we were desummoned.