Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Oh god

Billy and Jimmy from Double Dragon each run a dojo in River City Girls and Billy is like super fired up and "GO BEAT UP THE WORLD, DUDES!" Whereas Jimmy is super chill and has little birds around him omfg

keysmashing because a thought i am typing is far too cursed to continue and my fingers literally rebel against my brain

which is a toot i had to retype because my brain tried to slander my brave fingers by saying the hands were to blame rather than my brain. how dare you, brain. you know of your sins.

[extremely bill wurtz voice]
is it egg time?
i think it's egg time.
[/bill wurtz]

tummy is made of ick today and all of yesterday and it was real bad last night but today i'm... better? not great tho. moving around still is all crampy and hurty and laying or sitting down is helping. but meh. i wanted to do some work today ;;

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this art of my collie gal is taking a long time i am excite but i know the artist is moving house so things are likely to be pretty slow

lovin' me some chillhop music playlists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEGFFyv0MH4

then of course there's also this one shop run by this lady who has abs you could cut diamonds on and she's hot as hell and the camera angle is slightly low, behind the counter, where she's leaning against it showing off her bared midrif and looking back over her shoulder at the two main characters with a smile and dammit wayforward you know exactly what you're doing here to me and many others how dare you .////.;;;

Also each of the shopkeepers has their own particular voice and dialogue and evident personality like there's a shop that sells candy and the girl who runs it is this lovely shy thing who's just so eager to please but also really timid and aaa i'm love her so much i believe in her ;w;

It's also got an amazing sense of humour, Skullmageddon with his [s]Papyrus[/s]Skeletor voice is in it from Double Dragon Neon, a few other Double Dragon characters make it into the game too like Linda (who is now very tol and buff and hhhhh <3 <3 <3) and Abobo (who is hilarious omg), and also there are some incredible characters like Hiroshi who is just so precious and adorkable.

Hey so i just gotta say this again that River City Girls is an amazing goddamn game holy shit

now, it's by Wayforward, so the character designs and animations are absolutely fucking stellar, as are the backgrounds and just... everything about it is rock solid.

also as Kyoko you can dab on your enemies for massive damage.

what if that's why his "quills" are like, three to four coherent spikes, because they're all bunched up inside the like, latex or whatever bodysuit.

what if...

sonic isn't actually blue furred/quilled...

what if... that's actually like... some kind of skintight bodysuit, where only his eyes, tummy and chest, and mouth and nose area are visible...

....

and Sonic's wearing socks, gloves and shoes over the top of it...

Gesa Creamdast

what if internet and modems and computers but all powered by like... pistons and internal combustion engine type stuff, so like your modem connects but has to rev itself up to get enough speed and your connection LITERALLY throttles up like a motorbike.

...actually no that'd be horridly polluting and also exceptionally noisy.