Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Look at my tiny BabyBean™

shout-out to @drilmagic on birdsite

"hey dee how's your year going?"

oh, y'know,

https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/23245/20190709/bees-are-the-most-important-living-being-on-earth.htm

"It's so strange to realize..."

"What?"

"I have too many bones in me."

"Did... did you discover some extra bones you didn't previously know about?"

"Technically."

There was a pregnant pause.

"I mean eventually they'll go off and do their own thing, but it'll be a while."

There was another pregnant pause.

"We're going to be parents."

"OH THANK GOD."

"Why what did you think?"

"You ate the neighbor."

"That bitter soul? No way!"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

Microsoft has removed the ability to create an offline account on new Windows 10 installs unless your PC is offline. Disconnect your network / modem before installing Windows 10.

Another option is to keep trying to create the MS account with a fake phone number until it gives up and lets you create a local offline account.

Bonus tip - if you don't want to set security questions when creating an offline account: create one without a password and then set the password via the control panel after logging in.

honestly i'm amazed i didn't find this meme on here, because i feel like mastodon is its true home, so i am reintroducing it to its proper habitat

the quintessential GZDoom experience is reflexively jumping once in a while to dodge an attack and not really achieving anything but still feeling guilty about it for like an hour afterward

"The sky above the port was the colour of a TV tuned to a dead channel"

source is ...... my amazing girlfren @Gyro ❤️❤️❤️

My son somehow kicked the Panera order-taking iPad out of kiosk mode and I’ve never been so proud #WeAreNameless

Untitled Dragon Game.

possibly a silly question: Do squobits dream of trees and acorns? @mavica