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If you're wondering why I'm bothering to check BBC weather reports for a country and city I'm already in, it's because very early on I discovered that the BBC weather reports for Tokyo were all but useless because they were so inaccurate as to be basically bare faced lies.

So now it's become a bit of a game, comparing it to more accurate weather predictions that seem to actually be trying to be accurate as opposed to throwing a dart at a board covered in weather symbols.

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@Nine If you find someone in the middle of the storm enjoying a nice cuppa there’s your BBC correspondant.

Japan: holy shit this is the biggest typhoon since 1958 AAAAAA!
BBC weather reporting on Tokyo forecast:

checking on this game because it starts off with his ass cheeks

Oh my god this isn't even the typhoon yet either?! This is just the actual outer reaches of it?! The eye is still over the sea holy fuck. It's gonna be before midnight tonight when it hits Tokyo proper. O_o;;

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Me earlier going out in the admittedly pretty high winds and heavy rain with an umbrella: "psh. This Typhoon business is a joke. It's just a bit of rain"
Me after learning that wasn't the typhoon at all and it was just normal rain and wind: "oh."
Me now stuck in this hotel as the typhoon slowly approaches with the winds and rain gradually getting worse and worse: "oh dear"

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Bleh. Basically stuck in this hotel until Sunday it looks like. Not that the hotel is bad just... Not a whole lot to do. :<

are you doing i said that and I can't remember what it is.

So yeah uh.... Well it's pissing down with rain here, high winds but nothing more than a storm in England....

But it turns out that's because the typhoon hasn't actually hit yet... It's uh... Imminent.

Hmm

Gonna be perfectly safe mind you. This hotel is solid. Or, well, super well prepared for natural weather events like this.

Sesame Street, a show created for public access television to help kids from low-income families learn to read and write, is being put being a paywall which will prevent the kids who most need it from accessing it.
The past 50 seasons are also included in that so they can't be streamed anywhere else.

Fuck capitalism.

Pirate Sesame Street.

i heard something someone said about possible alien communications that gave me chills and it would make an excellent prompt for a sci-fi story

we finally get a message from aliens. "Stop broadcasting, you're in danger."

and then: silence.

By which I mean through the window of my hotel room because I doubt my phone will survive the rain.

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Hey turns out the typhoon that's near Japan just took like a wild swing to the right and is literally gonna (probably) hit Tokyo. This Sunday. Where I still am.

Who wants me to take some photos of it??

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