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... Oh no

Oh no I've said horse aloud far too often now it's no longer a word aaa

Horrrrrrrsssssssuh

@chr
Tired: Approaching dragons from the standpoint of physics
Wired: Approaching dragons. Like, just go over and say hi, they're friendly

"hey fancy a game of HORSE?"
"Aw yeah I love Tony Hawk's"
"*Pulling on horse costume* Tony who??"

when you are completely, entirely devoid of fucks 

forfuckssaken

elsewhere in a thread of imagined attributes of fae, I added:

Human language is compelling music to you, all rhythms and melodies. As such, you can mesmerize/lull a human by speaking a version of their native tongue that sounds like it should make sense, but is a half-step removed, like concrete poetry read by a radio announcer. However, you often miss information imparted to you via language because you're nodding your head, tapping your feet to its music, ignoring entirely its intent.

Honeslty I'm not SUPER super bothered by fireworks. I'm not like, afraid of them, I don't have PTSD from them. I'm very priveledged in that aspect. I just... really don't like all the loud noises. it's uncomfortable, intrudes on thoughts, it's distracting, and it scares my kitties. :<

uspol, Trump, native Americans 

Today I learned that last week, breaking with a 29-year-old tradition that dates back to the first President Bush, Trump refused to declare this November to be National Native American History Month.

Instead, he declared it National American History and Founders Month, *explicitly* focusing on historical white men.

whitehouse.gov/presidential-ac

I've said it before, but seriously, fuck this shitty, garbage man and his shitty, garbage administration.

Here's a flow chart of how the fediverse works.

You don't ever see all of the fediverse from one instance. The vast majority of what you see is people followed by people on your instance.

Hashtag searches are limited to that, too.

So if you want to make your bit of the fediverse good, you have to:

1) Boost cool stuff to all your followers on other instances, especially if they contain hashtags;

2) Use hashtags.

#mastodon #meta #FAQ

cronch
monch
it's all in the walls because they're not my bot is back!

Also Bubblegum Crisis, despite what the plot seems to imply, is sadly not about a bunch of cool punk as fuck girls beating the crap out of cranky bigoted fucks who are way too full of themselves wanting to make the world worse because they're bitter about no longer being on top of the world.

I mean... I guess maybe there is a bit of that but primarily they're being up biomechanical robots that just happen to be called the same thing

To be fair I regret every toot I've made.
I only toot the worst toots.
Bad Content Zone.

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