Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Not one minute later and something explodes in the city I am still in and Bede and Opal (presumably) just left...

But of course I'm told by "the adults" to just go on with the gym challenge.

I'm gonna come back to find Bede is trying to ascend to godhood or something while Opal awaits in the background to Sith Lord her own new student and take Ascension for herself

But yeah I mean not literally press ganged. She does just sorta, grab him and say "you're my apprentice now; get in loser, we're going plotting" and his exceptionally surprised and distinctly uncomfortable face is hilarious. Credit where it's due though, he bears up well. Gonna be interesting to see where that leads

... oh no. Oh my god. Oh sweet fuck hahahahahha

The fairy gym leader, Opal, is kinda weird in general, but remember Bede ( more like BAD am I right) ? Yeah he got kicked on his arse for being a complete utter dingus and isn't a challenger anymore. And yet he's still an insufferable conceited fuck.

However.

After beating Opal, she comes with you to the next area, and sees him and... Basically pressgangs him into being her student???

chargin through a gym using a pokemon that's not weak to the types in it but definitely not efficient because the damn thing is an absolute monster and is just... oneshotting everything.

granted I'm one ot fuckin' talk I've been editing my challenger card every so often and making it more and more extra with each time. it now has checked holofoil as a coating. CHECKED HOLOFOIL. ANDA FUCKIN FIERY BORDER.

no signature tho.

Challenger Bede, the uh... seemingly primary antagonist is such a punchable smug fuck.
The little cock gives you his trainer card, because of course he does, and it's got his smug prick face on it front and centre.

the fucker is a challenger just like you, Hop, and Marnie, and Marnie has a fuckin' fanclub of her own without meaning to with Team Yell, and NONE of them sign their cards like they're gym leaders.

except Bede. Because Bede IS that up himself.

Fort Dwarfress

why do pirahana plant have bone in it

Pile Bunkers Pile Bunkers Pile Bunkers PILE BUNKERS

OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THE JUICERO

honestlyt I never really got along with the ecco games in general? sure they were pretty, and REALLY friggin atmospheric oh my gosh.

but I dunno, they were far too obtuse to be fun honestly.

but...

"The marks on your head look like stars in the sky." is a line from the very first one, right at the beginning that somehow resonates like fuck.

I dunno what it is but that line just... stays in my mind.

oh dang the Mega CD version of Ecco the Dolphin's "Home Bay" music track is real pretty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ8iYn0y4vc

you know, I mentioned Hedon as a really great game, especially considering it's a Doom mod

but I forgot I should probably warn you that the game has...

...very horny undertones, especially later in the game.

i mean, really, REALLY horny. ._.;

Pokémon is stored in the balls