Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Kami is exceptionally happy I am home again. she hasn't even realised we've gotten Sid back from the vets and he's doing okay, she's just happy I'm home since I've been out all day

Robotnik: "Haha! You've fallen into my trap, Sonic! Now witness as I steal ALL the chaos emeralds!"
Sonic: "ok boomer"
Robotnik: "... I... W... HOW DARE YOU!?"

Pokémon: "you got Fancy Apple!"
Me, cannot resist portmanteaus: "yay! I got a Fa-... Oh for FUCKS SAKE."
My brain: "Damnit! So close!"

I keep thinking about "The Ol' Dicktwist"

Not one minute later and something explodes in the city I am still in and Bede and Opal (presumably) just left...

But of course I'm told by "the adults" to just go on with the gym challenge.

I'm gonna come back to find Bede is trying to ascend to godhood or something while Opal awaits in the background to Sith Lord her own new student and take Ascension for herself

But yeah I mean not literally press ganged. She does just sorta, grab him and say "you're my apprentice now; get in loser, we're going plotting" and his exceptionally surprised and distinctly uncomfortable face is hilarious. Credit where it's due though, he bears up well. Gonna be interesting to see where that leads

... oh no. Oh my god. Oh sweet fuck hahahahahha

The fairy gym leader, Opal, is kinda weird in general, but remember Bede ( more like BAD am I right) ? Yeah he got kicked on his arse for being a complete utter dingus and isn't a challenger anymore. And yet he's still an insufferable conceited fuck.

However.

After beating Opal, she comes with you to the next area, and sees him and... Basically pressgangs him into being her student???

chargin through a gym using a pokemon that's not weak to the types in it but definitely not efficient because the damn thing is an absolute monster and is just... oneshotting everything.

granted I'm one ot fuckin' talk I've been editing my challenger card every so often and making it more and more extra with each time. it now has checked holofoil as a coating. CHECKED HOLOFOIL. ANDA FUCKIN FIERY BORDER.

no signature tho.

Challenger Bede, the uh... seemingly primary antagonist is such a punchable smug fuck.
The little cock gives you his trainer card, because of course he does, and it's got his smug prick face on it front and centre.

the fucker is a challenger just like you, Hop, and Marnie, and Marnie has a fuckin' fanclub of her own without meaning to with Team Yell, and NONE of them sign their cards like they're gym leaders.

except Bede. Because Bede IS that up himself.

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why do pirahana plant have bone in it

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