i want to see a pokemon fan game where you play as a pokemon who stole a trainer's hat
and discover that nobody can tell you're a pokemon as long as you're wearing the hat
the professor offers you a starter pokemon and you just kind of bat at one of the pokeballs with a paw, so they say "the strong silent type, yeah? some of the most powerful trainers in the world were the same way"
you fight the first gym leader by placing a pokeball down with your mouth and pressing the button, and your opponent is wowed by your eccentric technique
and the whole game continues that way until your hat gets knocked off in the middle of the battle with the champion
Thulhu is fine and dandy though. She doesn't much care for going out anyway except for toilet.
Oh Sid is okay btw forgot to mention. His stitches are healing really nicely, he's happy as anything and all but back to his normal self, except for being a little grumpy because he has to stay indoors until Friday.
Unfortunately because he's a really smart cat this means we have to lock the outer catflap completely so none of the cats can get out. It's... Not pleasant. But it'll be back to normal soon.
...oh yeah I forgot about the bullshit slapfight on top of the mako cannon in Junon in FF7. I ... I really hope the remake DOESN'T have that stupid sexist bullshit and Tifa just fuckin slugs Scarlet immediately. because GODDAMNIT SHE'S A MARTIAL ARTIST why the fuck would she have a slapping match come on.
Shit now I'm thinking of that sonic adventure 2 LP Dub thing with gamma installing "a chaos emerald"
hey uh whoever had the idea to not include voice acting in sword and shield, but to animate the mouths anyway, and then make it so you can't advance the dialogue until the character's mouth has stopped moving despite the fact that they're not saying anything, and then force you to talk to hop every two minutes and watch his mouth silently glide from keyframe to keyframe while he explains how to do something you did half an hour ago: why
Tired: dynamaxing to get the upper hand in battle
Wired: dynamaxing your lucario for extreme bean time
Inspired: dynamaxing a gardevoir so they can cradle you up to their chest and you can fall asleep in their arms contently
Wait no stop: dynamaxing a tsaree- *dragged off stage*
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.