Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

god Thulhu is getting huge

hfhfhguck

i do want the new pokemon expansion ._.

200 extra babies to find and befriend, more storyline, more battles, more gmax forms, MORE CUSTOMISATION OPTIONS HELL YES

i wish i was kidding but no they literally took her super childish ridiculous speech patterns that were just text and actually made her talk in uwu speak unironically and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

me looking through new gaming news: "oh yeah Trials of Mana was a thing wasn't it? Oh hey they're showing off the characters and their voices. that's nice. ahaha hey cool, Kevin looks and sounds really nice and the gameplay looks pretty rad."
Charlotte comes on, the child priestess character who was super annoying in the original game
me: "Oh boy I wonder how they'll have fixed how awful she was to interact with? This'll be good."
Charlotte: uwu pwease wike me as a chawactur!
me: oh_no.png

It's babey time

thinking about the pkmn sword dex entry for Wooloo that straight up claims that their fleece is basically so good at absorbing shock they can fall off cliffs and basically stand up again utterly unharmed.

but now i'm imagining like a screensaver that's just a bunch of balls bouncing around a screen slowly coming to rest... that but softly, gently bleating wooloo's tumbling about the screen, rolling around, wigglin' li'l peeties and then trotting off once righting themselves again

dangit i can't hear wonderwall without actually expecting wndrwl

I had bubble tea when I was in japan btw. It was...

...not pleasant.

I mean at first it was, the initial split second of the sweet, iced milky tea flavour wasn't terrible. It was odd, but not terrible. but then came the bubbles.

...

It was... very difficult to conitnue drinking it. it was like gulping down frogspawn ><;

ah fuck it gonna get something to snack on