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by all accounts, crows have different "accents" depending on where they are.

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This is the closest photo I still have of what I described. It's not the same, but it is pretty nice

and also CROW

japanese crows have an entirely different sound to english crows. Like, very, VERY different, like I was like "oh I guess they sound a little different??" but no, they sound... like an entirely different bird.
Here's some japanese crows: youtube.com/watch?v=zOpWpFOQRP
aaand here's a more familiar crow sound: youtube.com/watch?v=bd-GyU-S6D

the photo I'm really looking for which appears to be just... friggin gone (;;) was really nice though. was like, this serene forest path, and there was just... this power line pole like in that second photo, but with the cables leading further up into the dense forest. It was ... just such a striking balance of nature and modern technology... I really wish I knew what the fuck happened to it

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(yes i did just triple combo a set of dbz jokes and references what of it)

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what's that? I said it wrong?... what?? NINE thousand?? ...that's just splitting hairs, eight, ninethousand, what's the difference at this point??

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hey friends, my phone service is inactive and i am now unable to make calls or texts. some people who are important to me i can only communicate to via this means
so what i need right now is clientele.
if i can sell 3 logos, i can renew my phone plan for 3 months
if i sell 4 or 5, i can renew it for 6 months, and if i sell 6 or 7, i can renew it for a full year.
any help is appreciated! #mastoart #transcrowdfund

as a result the scouter says my power level is 3,264,000.

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hm... must be broken. Pretty sure it can't be over eight thousand at the most. pff. damn planet trade organisation tech.

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every time someone favs or boosts my awful hedgehog joke that I have pinned my power level increases

+1000 power for every like
another level of kaio-ken for every boost.

...also i was not told about milkshakes and I am not being brought to town or the yard as a result of milkshake critical mass.

...

ergo i am not a boy

QED fuckos

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....

if the milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard...

is that why the boys are back in town?

milkshake levels are currently at 61% but fluctuating wildly

(61%) ■■■■■■□□□□

ah dang annoyingly I think there's a photo from when I was in japan that I've lost???...

it was a really good one too...

hi good morning today we are pooptooting about snes games attached to the Sonic & Knuckles cart for the megadrive and making up title screen names for these unholy combinations :3

I’m not saying they’re the cutest; I’m proving they’re the cutest.

oh god ren that was a disaster what did you even try to fuckin' type there

im ned to slep

gotta get butt to bed

also think the clock on my surface is wrong because I'm PRETTY sure it sadi tiw as misndighht

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