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(if you understand the reference with 3 oh god i'm sorry to bring up the 80s again and commercials for candies I really am)

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okay in a similar vein

what comes next after "mister"

1: Crowley
2: Sandman
3: Soft
4: Anderson

I figured "hey maybe I should buy a pack or surgical masks in case the new bonus extra flu kicks off proper here as well" and looked on amazon and found amazon.de/dp/B074KC7QPL/ref=sr and oh my god

it's a lovely day in skyloft, and you are a horrible groose

re: 🌯 (cw: food) 

*still nomming burrito, which looks something like this-- and takes a while*

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Yeah I think it's probably best I don't even if I might be okay at it. Also it irks me a lot that I can't pick a character without buying their currency with real money.

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Well, I placed 7th in my first game... Then came first in all three of the next ones. On the switch. I... Hmm

... I'm not sure it's a game for me? But it was very funny to harpoon the last player right after they built a barricade to try and snipe me from, then finish them immediately with a shotgun. ...

Pretty sure I'm meant to be building more than I do though. Eh. I'm playing solo who cares

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Welp. Gonna try out this castle evening game thing all the kids are yelling about

" hey man, you uh... You got any updog?"
"Yeah actually I do. Right here." *Points at @hyperlink*
Hyp: *wagging tail already*

...the word Chair sounds strange to me.

like I always wanna follow it up with "-mandah"

lojban, genital mention 

also the official lojban dictionary has a word for "girldick" god fucking bless

vlasisku.lojban.org/vlasisku/n

Via Phineas on Twitter: Remember, Marcus Aurelius has already absolved you of the duty of having a take

'New: leaked documents, data, contracts show how hugely popular antivirus Avast now harvests internet browsing data and sells it for millions of dollars. Clients included Home Depot, Google, Microsoft. Documents show a product called "All Clicks Feed"'
vice.com/en_us/article/qjdkq7/

(RT twitter.com/josephfcox/status)/1221796061678694401)

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