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if you misbehave in mario racing games you get held in contempt of kart

so i've got one of those little portal 2 turret models on my desk and Thulhu keeps playing with it and investigating it by biting it, and I really wish it played the turret sounds.

the way cats melt into your hands when you pet them.
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food mentions in relation to me being a terrible maid 

me now having to clean the grill out because of charcoal'd toast and cheese all over it that yes, WAS LITERALLY ON FIRE, trying to clear smoke out of the house: *midway through trying to clean the grill pan, drops it in the sink... somehow.* Heck! *tries to pick it up* *drops it again* DOUBLE HECK! *successfully cleans it, puts it in the drying rack*
Drying Rack: WELP *falls into the sink, with the clean grill pan*
me: FRICKING HECKO

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food mentions in relation to me being a terrible maid 

me: *sets phone down to use both hands to sort out cheese on toast and open a packet of cheese*
also me: *IMMEDIATELY forgets where they put their phone upon setting it down after finishing with the cheese*
also me: *puts cheese on toast under grill, has to dash off for a few minutes*
toast: *cooked*
me: *still elsewhere, having forgotten immediately about toast under grill*
toast: *burned*
me: owo ?
toast: *on fire*
me: ...OH RIGHT, TOAST.

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"SOUP" was a game where you just wandered through some square rooms that were inhabited by one character that was a flat, rotating 2d sprite. had neat music and cool title screens but it wasnt much, really

people say it took inspiration from LSD dream emulator but i have a hard time seeing that honestly, the set of rooms you get is the same each time, just in a different order

youtube.com/watch?v=PYPEYqc-k4

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at some point sokpop made a successor to the freeware japanese game "SOUP" and i never even noticed sokpop.itch.io/sok-worlds

... oh no I'm one of those stereotypically clutzy anime maids who is terrible at her job. D:

What if we put Sailor Moon's head on top of Jill of the Jungle's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

welp gonna shut my pc downa dn tuck into bed and... i dunno... lay there... i guess.

unfortunately it doesn't work in real life and it's super annoying when your hair is always in front of your eyes hhhh.

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characters with hair that totally covers their eyes = good

it's a good aesthetic.

"Normal" doesn't exist. 

Kind reminder there is no normal. Only a status quo that reasserts itself and expects assimilation or removal.

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