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everyone always asking who was phone

nobody asks HOW was phone

just remembered there's a band called "Send More Paramedics" and yes they are themed after Night of the Living Dead.

gosh I really could do with more Hoshiguma dupes or tokens to level her potential up I wonder how I get them...

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oh right. she's a six star.... Top Operator recruit tag or special event headhunting only ._.;

"To assist you with your search, please tell me about your ideal partner."

"Cephalopods. I mean, a great partner, to me, is like a cephalopod. Highly intelligent, problem solver, can throw down or cause a clever distraction to get away depending on the situation and has a preference for sea-food. Also, excellent hugger. That's a must."

The matchmaker steepled six of her hands thoughtfully, "I don't suppose you're into Lego™?"

"I am!"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

Look all I'm saying is that Linux needs a cracktro. Right after grub and before the kernel gets loaded.

Trainer options would be nice, too.

Thulhu has come for her post-"I've been outside and pooped and now I want attentioooon" snuggle.

introducing the new national dental care mascot, the Floss-a-Lot Ocelot

why @hyperlink why why did you follow me now you're gonna read all my garbage toots and want to unfollow D:

Hey y’all, this is a transmasc artist who needs insulin and their insurance is refusing to pay for it. They need help or they will die. They’re taking commissions but also accepting donations. Please help if you’re able. #mastoMonday #transcrowdfund

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its so funny when an anime/manga/east asian game has to have a Giant of a character and they turn out to be like 185cm tops
see also kanamori from eizouken whos like 6 feet or so

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ok the pcengine has some pretty great games on it. glad I spent the time grabbing this stuff.

oooh another house! With... a... guy... made of... butter????...

... ig uess?? or some kind of spirit??? living in a burned out house???

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i swear I have no idea what is going on but he asked a question and I had to give one of three answers and...

...well okay I had to savestate to get the right answer but now I have a MAGIC SPELL!!! :DDD

which... does... i dunno. i guess I should try it... somehow?

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This article is sticking in my mind and refuses to leave, I uncover new levels of the absurdity of the human condition each time I reconsider it, this is my L'Etranger, this nameless journalist is my Camus, this is the impetus for my existentialist awakening

WELP. so uh. I was walking towards a house, following the girl, she went in, I accidentally followed, but JUST before I did, I saw a spear being thrown towards me that I had no time to dodge. LUCKILY I entered the house... annnd apparently spoke to the girl's mother. who... upgraded... my sword?...

...dang momma, you got some neat smithy skills.

and now my sword shoots big swirly balls heck yeah let's wreck shit.

...aaand there's bearded men with spears, and... GIANT EVIL TREES? WHAT??

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Oh wow she's taken me to her village and it is.... a mess. yike. some serious crap went on here.

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