"To assist you with your search, please tell me about your ideal partner."
"Cephalopods. I mean, a great partner, to me, is like a cephalopod. Highly intelligent, problem solver, can throw down or cause a clever distraction to get away depending on the situation and has a preference for sea-food. Also, excellent hugger. That's a must."
The matchmaker steepled six of her hands thoughtfully, "I don't suppose you're into Lego™?"
"I am!"
why @hyperlink why why did you follow me now you're gonna read all my garbage toots and want to unfollow D:
Hey y’all, this is a transmasc artist who needs insulin and their insurance is refusing to pay for it. They need help or they will die. They’re taking commissions but also accepting donations. Please help if you’re able. #mastoMonday #transcrowdfund
its so funny when an anime/manga/east asian game has to have a Giant of a character and they turn out to be like 185cm tops
see also kanamori from eizouken whos like 6 feet or so
oooh another house! With... a... guy... made of... butter????...
... ig uess?? or some kind of spirit??? living in a burned out house???
...
i swear I have no idea what is going on but he asked a question and I had to give one of three answers and...
...well okay I had to savestate to get the right answer but now I have a MAGIC SPELL!!! :DDD
which... does... i dunno. i guess I should try it... somehow?
WELP. so uh. I was walking towards a house, following the girl, she went in, I accidentally followed, but JUST before I did, I saw a spear being thrown towards me that I had no time to dodge. LUCKILY I entered the house... annnd apparently spoke to the girl's mother. who... upgraded... my sword?...
...dang momma, you got some neat smithy skills.
and now my sword shoots big swirly balls heck yeah let's wreck shit.
...aaand there's bearded men with spears, and... GIANT EVIL TREES? WHAT??
Oh wow she's taken me to her village and it is.... a mess. yike. some serious crap went on here.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.