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speedrunner: nice looking game you got here...

game dev: thanks :)

speedrunner: would be a real shame if i...

dev: wait

speedrunner: ...clipped into the wall and backwards jumped to the final boss fight

dev: nooooooooooo

(this is my mecha [talking quietly so i don't wake up anybody else and because i don't want to be a bother i just hope everyone is having a nice time sorry to be a bother please continue doing what you're doing <3 ] )

"So here, you'll see an exploded view of the device-...yes? What is it, Ren?"
"Um... why is it all in complete pieces? Where's the fragments???"
"...not THAT kind of exploded view-"
"well why the hell NOT?! C'mon, why call it an exploded view if there's no explosions!? that's false advertising!"

also just noticed hyli changed is fuckin icon into something EVEN MORE gremlin energy and I swear it wasn't like that yesterday so did he literally change icons JUST for that duran duran/nine inch nails shitpost?!

I...

how can anybody compete with that

you know that smell kitties have when they've been sunbathing

that lovely nice smell you bury your face into their fur from and snifffffff

and it's so good?

I love that smell.

Kami smells like that right now.

far less hedgehogs thanks. hedgehogs are great but we got four. That's a lotta hedgeys and y'know two of them are way similar to sonic and that feels a touch lazy y'know?

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like we got sonic, amy, silver, shadow, all hedgehogs. Knux doesn't count he's an echidna and a good boy.
Tails is the only fox, Rouge is the only bat, Big is the ... first cat?

I mean where the blue hell is Bark nowadays!? Big fella was awesome as hell. And Bean! C'mon! Bring back Bean! Demolitions Expert!

And yeah I know we got Ray the Squirrel and Mighty the Armadillo again now that's pretty cool but still...

Also Espio, Vector, Charmy, c'mon, bring 'em back. More bunnies too!

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realtalk though less hedgehogs in sonic media more other aminals please.

me: GOSH I love building computers it's so much fun!! :D :D :D
also me: FUCK i hate setting up computers it's so much agony!! D: D: D:

hi friends, my trans Jewish boyfriend was just starting to get back on his feet after a really rough patch and then just when he was finally getting job interviews, they all got cancelled due to public health protocols. he needs help making rent at the end of the month ($900), and anything you have to spare would really really help: paypal.com/paypalme2/quinnebro #TransCrowdFund #PleasBoost

COVID, +ish 

so apparently there's a cheap generic antimalarial drug that looks in early studies to be quite effective in combating COVID19, in vitro at least

unboundmedicine.com/medline/re

hhjksdfafjksdf oh god why won't this opening theme stop it's just the same loop over and over again and i'm gonna friggin die if it doesn't stop

oh yeah that reminds me I got a rom of the sailor moon rpg on the SNES and a patch that also alters the game to make it easier and not so grindy, as well as translate it. hm. Might... have to try that out, see what it's like.

cause, you know...

apparently it's pretty good as an RPG.

ohhhh heeyyy! will you look at THHAAATTTTTt

it works perfectly :|

knew it was the cable., sigh.

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