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(and so do the heroes)

(and then halfway through the game instead of playing the heroes, you play as the BAD GUYS and find out THEIR stories)

(and the badguys KNOW you got to name them)

JRPG where you not only get to name each of the characters in your party including yourself, but also all the major characters, including the bad guys.

no but really I ... I dunno if I can keep going with FF5. ^^; The story is really not great. It's... it doesn't take itself seriously enough when it should, and then it goes right back around and treats itself far TOO seriously when it has absolutely no right to.

I mean, I'm definitely not playing it for the gameplay. I find the random encounters aggravating and tiresome in JRPGs. I know more or less how this ends anyway, so... meh. Might skip onto 6.

I am also getting smacktalked by this sassy turtle as well. like, all the time.

oh god the story in ff5 is garbage oh my GOD

...

okay now exdeath and a turtle are dragonball z fighting what in the fuck is this game....

Krile: "This tower... it's an illusion made by Exdeath! I must dispell it!"
Everyone: "... ?? Well if you're sure it's an illusion"
Galuf's Spirit: "Yo buddies, since we're all dead-"
Kelgor: "I'm not yet!"
Kelgor's Spirit: "lol nm. whatup broskis"
Galuf's Spirit: "-My granddaughter needs help breaking an illusion"
Spirits together: "KAMEHAMEHAAAA"
Illusion: *isded*

me, now seeing the castle is made of flesh: "AAAH PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK"

Woulda been nice if Krile's character got more time and development honestly.

...what...

...moogles can communicate telepathically??...

WHAT???

girls kissing girls

...oh hell I forgot how fun the Gilgamesh fights were in FF5, dang. best character.

alright itme to go to the FUCKIN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON or some shiiiiiitttt cause we leaving our world behiiiiind aww yeaaaaaaa

(in final fantasy 5 anyway)

...oh wow this ff5a patch actually borked more than just shops.

... there's massive corruption of sprites every so often. Go into a shop, then out, and BAM, it erases all npcs from existence (until you leave the map and enter it again)

Oh wow the retranslation of FF5 on the GBA is... kinda... really friggin bad. I think the fan translation of the SNES version was actually better what hte heck

me distantly: "F-...F-FF-FFRIEND!!"
wasps: "....alright but we got our eyes on you, bucko"

also me: *inarticulate screaming and sobbing and fleeing at the sight of a wasp*
wasps: "...yo what the FUCK"