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i will defend zubat to my grave, zubat is good, zubat is pure, zubat is- *shoves golbat out the way* zubat is perfect

What if we put Sailor Moon's head on top of Batman's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

If football is a game of inches, then pool is a game of yards

Billy-yards 😏

new file extension pronunciations:

jaypeg ❌ j-pug ✔️
pee-en-gee❌ pung/ping ✔️
bmp❌ bump ✔️
doc-ecks ❌ dokkssssssssssss (longer the better on the "sss"es) ✔️
7zip❌ 7up ✔️
tar.gz❌ turglz ✔️
bzip❌ bee-sip ✔️
com❌ dot cawwwmmm ✔️
exe❌ eeksie ✔️
batch❌ bat. it's a bat file. a file folder full of little bats. they chirp when you open it because it's bright out, let them sleep. ✔️
gif❌ lemon ✔️

anybody else get the urge to pronounce "PDF" as "puhduff" instead of "Pee-dee-eff"?

@vyr @Nine
what miasmic shadow penetrates your heart, freezing it to the suffering of the people you once fought to help? what dread devilkin gives husky, whispered voice to perverse and horrific urges, plucking your own thoughts out and replacing them with its merry whims? what remains of you that is human, and what of you is already a vessel for umbral flavour?

@LilyVers explicitly told me not to do this. her exact words were:

> you will find knowledge moving forward, but it will bring no comfort, no wealth, no power, no pleasure. there is no one at the end of this shadowy path who will reward your sacrifice, no pleased smile or soft lips or kind, slender hands to soothe your broken body, your reaved mind. ahead lies only ruin. ahead lies a Pyrrhic satisfaction. ahead lies a pit whose sides are slick, and you, seeker, you dare to think you carry a rope long enough to climb out. TURN BACK.

so, anyway, here's

Everyone in the Team Rocket trio is trans. Meowth is non-binary. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Okay so Castlevania Simon's Destiny, the GZDoom reimagining of the first castlevania? .... pretty good.

You'd think a first person perspective and the doom engine itself might make the game easier.

ahaahahaha no.
no it does not.

good lord no.

also some of these bosses oh god the fucking medusa has an instakill attack wtf.

Time to play the castlevania doom 2 TC and play as Simon "Gratuitous Property Damage" Belmont

Does anyone in the UK want these Japanese textbooks for free? Boosts appreciated 

Exactly what it says on the tin. These are all geared at English speakers wanting to learn Japanese, no prior knowledge necessary. From left to right, top to bottom we have:

Japanese for Dummies (no CD)
Japanese phrasebook
Japanese Demystified
Kanji Learner's Dictionary
Instant Japanese (with CD)
English-Japanese Dictionary

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Joanna has transitioned and decided to also change her hair some!

just finished watching Your Name and... holy fuck. That's... fuck it's heartwrenching, but so good. Beautifully animated, beautiful music, story, everything. Just.... holy fuck. Still very cishet, but it's exceptionally well written, and not hackneyed or contrived, and internally consistent, so I'mma give it a pass on that.

Cried buckets of tears at the ending.

I need to find about 100 people in the next day to back this thing or it's going to evaporate... that's possible right? 😅

Check it out won't you? Share it around a bit for you old pal MikeT? :blobaww:

kickstarter.com/projects/miket

30 day VGM thing, day 18 

Released in Birth Year - okay I redid this one because I don't feel like outing my birth year, I've already shown my age enough so far ._.; instead let's go back to the first bit of vg music I ever remembered and loved. youtube.com/watch?v=os57CXh6CO Robocop's title music for the Spectrum (128K version, gotta love that AY chip!), by Jonathan Dunn. The GB game used the same track, and you might ALSO be going "and on and Ariston" in your head like I still constantly do because aaa

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