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dronekink, absolutely blasphemous, lord smite me for even typing this one 

you know, according to the bible, the thing that separates man and angels is that man has free will while angels don't

so you really could say the Lord was the first person to make dronekink fic content

how does society see larger people and not think "damn you'd give good hugs"

Welp time to slep in thge hpopes I'll be able to ... actually sleep this time. wheeeeeeee /o_

I have a gaming machine that I'd like to sell. It's a 5 year old system with the following specs:

Gigabyte Z97X-Gaming 5
Intel i5-4690
GTX 1080
16 GB RAM
Samsung 850 EVO 1TB SSD
Crucial MX500 1TB SSD

Includes case, power supply, and high end wifi card.

Looking for $500 or best offer

Introducing #Botober, a set of AI-generated drawing prompts for each day in October!

I generated these using GPT-3, a neural net trained on a huge amount of internet text, but not on drawing prompts specifically. (This explains a lot)

that's me right now Thulhu is curled up on me and purring and giving itty bitty li'l pawflexies

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when kitties snuggle up with you and they just.. curl...

and...

you can feel their li'l paws flexing happily as you pet them and they snooz

block recommendation 

If you haven’t already, you should block wurm.host. The admin just sent harassing messages to people in my mentions, as well as using the n-word and browsing the instance’s public timeline I saw un-CWed lewd pictures and swastika emoji.

UNSAFE INSTANCE. DO NOT APPROACH.

Ask your admin to block it for you.

also fucked up that ps2 keyboard and ps/2 keyboard are not the same thing

me: *does a little more research on mechanical keyboards* ...oh. ps/2 keyboards are still a thing?... ...?? and... can natively do n-key rollover?? Really???
...

...??? Do... do I have to go back to ps/2 keyboards again??

no idea what this is 

need for speed: hot fursuit

....Guardian Tales has a character who is literally an Isekai protagonist but she's stuck in the world of Guardian Tales and Reality has Ensued and she's become a badass because she had to survive through ungodly amounts of shit

Me: *has to get up early in the morning so sets an alarm and tries to go to bed early and get a good night's uninterrupted sleep*
My brain:

hmhm...

what if i played staxel?

mh... I wonder if there's any fun species mods to add to character creation? *checks the workshop* Ooo! Kobold race!! :D ...wait... *looks closer... ALREADY SUBSCRIBED*

:O

it sucks that movies nowadays are all made in front of a green screen. as a result they really lack the magic of the classic movies, back in the old days, when they used to use a blue screen

mmgnhgh i wanna do things but my brain won't let me i'm stuck in this awful fuckin' bit where i can never get started on ANYTHING and i'm getting progressively more bored to the point it's painful

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