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a slug got at my coriander and ate one of the leaves

i hope it tasted good

well i mentioned i'd added the feature and folks requested i add it to the bot so the bot how has 5 alternate colour options accessible with a slightly janky looking syntax

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this is the first feature that won't be used in my discord bot, which means i should probably get back to making a website to let people play around with this awful thing

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working on my new paper, "Advancements and Patterns in Dancing Letter GIF Technology"

every time i drink a cold brew i gain heat resistance but it doesnt mean anything because as a lizard i'm already immune to all heat-based damage as well as burn status

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like, i get so stressed out when i gotta travel, and i gotta travel this weekend to help my mom with something, so im gettin shit done, because im stressed

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sometimes i feel like stress is the #1 thing that drives me to get shit done

u ever just look at urself in the mirror and the x-files theme starts playing in ur head

sure wish i'd been fucking taught this in uni instead of learning about it 5 years later after it was haphazardly bolted onto the java course i used to demonstrate for!!!!!!!!

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it can't solve the fact that my shitty brain is incapable of planning large scale coding projects in advance but at least i can be sure that the code i've written isn't degrading into garbage as i repeatedly refactor it into something coherent

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as someone who loses interest in her programming projects because of the growing feeling of not knowing how many bugs are lurking in the code, not being able to guarantee that anything is actually doing what it's meant to be doing anymore? having a set of tests that will run and tell me i havent fucked up is extremely nice

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we've had this emoji on the server for like 3+ years... finally he is revealed to us all

i think my design goal for this thing is to make a bot that makes any server it's added to worse

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