I got 69/69 at the Bechtel test by letting all women talk to each other

Boost this and I’ll assign you your very own animal side kick

(No bugs but yes reptiles)

my grand plan to get rich when I was lil was to buy skittles dot com when the internet was new n sell it to the company that made em for millions of dollars n part of me still thinks that's possible lol what is up w that

Maybe me constantly saying i don't exist is wishful thinking :blobhyperthink: :blobhyperthink: :blobhyperthink: :blobthinking: :blobthinkingeyes: :blobthinkingcool: :blobthonkang: :blobthinkingsmirk:

being personally threatened by several dozen mastodon instance admins because i tootred that i was,, "Hornt for lasagana", on jorts dot Horse, whcih they've now ""blocked""

fukc you, fuck you, i will never surrender, it's a legitimate medical condition,, eat my ass,

300 years ago you had to date an artist to get a decent lewd of yourself

Few things will make me cry out in frustration than Adrien telling Marinette that she's her friends' every day Ladybug

New Years???? More like New TEARS hahahahaha (this is a cry for help)

My life is like a twisted house of mirrors where my dreams get twisted into nightmares in real time

New years angstxiety 

I love my girlfriend, i repeat to myself as i prepare for this new years party and secretly wish to disappear

What do you do when both you and your girlfriend are really anxious and indecisive people and one of us really doesn't wanna do something but the other one really does and we keep tryna make the other person happy and make the call on their comfort and we keep going and going in circles and we just gotta make a decision but neither of us wants to???

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!