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Bug bites, medications, withdrawal, swears. 

Cool of me to do me dirty like this. Today is gonna be -fun-. Groggy me is bad, withdrawal me is terrible. I wonder what "accidentally poisoned self groggy + withdrawing from medications" me is like. Guess I'll find out.

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my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

Bug bites, medications, withdrawal, swears. 

So I'm suffering from hella itchy bites on my leg, I take an antihistamine around noon yesterday, and feeling itchy before bed, I take another.

I check the package with a sneaking worry and realize they say only take 1 every 24 hours.

Oh shit.

I tell my wife I accidentally overdosed, we observe me for an hour and go to bed.

I wake up super groggy and head to work. Just realized I didn't take my birth control or antidepressants.

Fuck

Gambling reference 

Some guy on the subway just had his phone make an obnoxiously loud and jarring slot machine noise.

Himiko complains again 

Bear with me here, if you don't drive a car, for whatever reason, and someone tells you you should buy a car. that's some serious classism and ableism there. something that needs to be addressed yesterday

Realistic gross sculpture of mine 

Love showing off my mimics ๐Ÿ˜

Gross 

Shout out to my cat for hanging right near my butt and not leaving my side, even when I rip some massive gas

this is the energy i'm tryna embody in this year two thousand and nineteen

"I'm radical," I say, going back to bed. "I'm punk," I say, snuggling under the covers. "I will facilitate a social revolution," I say, turning over and snuggling my teddy bear and falling asleep like a little baby,

Sui anniversary. Binging 

It's the 11th anniversary of my friends disappearance that culminated in finding out she died by suicide.

Haven't had a proper appetite all day, ate cookies, a spoonful of peanut butter and a pack of sour patch kids.

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