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Bringing one of my player's fiance into my d&d game which is great because they'll finally have a healer, meaning i don't have to care so much about absolutely destroying them

if you try to tell me how to optimally play a video game i will min my build just to spite you

Creepy, paranormal activity? Probably not 

Housemate has been living away from home for a few months now. Pass by their bedroom door and see lights on. Text to ask if they came back home, and they didn't.

Open door and see light on, go turn it off.

It's remote controlled though?

Lewd, 2 horn 4 main, bdsm mention 

I mean, I just realized this year that I'm grey ace. I guess this is just a red period?

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Lewd, 2 horn 4 main, bdsm mention 

Damn The Arcana (game) has really awoken a dominant side of me. I've always been a reluctant top but Julian is just so pretty when he's being submissive. ๐Ÿ˜ I'm goddamned 27 years old why is a fictional character a sexual awakening?!

Conservatives: โ€œLeftists are gonna convince your son that heโ€™s a battle princess cyborg riding a rainbow unicorn Pegasus into battle with The Man!โ€

Me, head banging the whole time theyโ€™re talking: โ€œfuck yeah, FUCK YEAHโ€

The Arcana Game (beginning of the end) 

Yesssssssssss!!!! Got the upright end! (Now to wait to actually experience the end!)

@thurloat my wife watched that Marie Kondo show and now i am like a little baby in comparison

the new Kirby anime OP is looking great
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RT @OyasuAmi@twitter.com
We were singing toxic by Britney Spears for karaoke and all of a sudden this was out background? Iโ€™m losing my mind
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An anti piracy billboard in 2079 that reads "Please Stop Downloading Cars"

2 Hornt 4 Main, bondage, artwork with eye contact 

So i'm Really fucking into Julian Devorak from The Arcana. Made this my background and keep losing my breath when I see my screen after a while. ๐Ÿ˜

Horny on main, the arcana game 

Fuuuuck who knew Julian Devorak was such a hot submissive masochist? ๐Ÿ˜ I'm embarrassingly obsessed over this man.

Depression, pretty silly reason 

Low key catatonic depressive episode because I found out the market I applied for put me in a 2ft wide, 6ft long table spot, not a 6ft wide spot.

Gross Bug Bites for the morbidly curious 

This is what they looked like yesterday.

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Bug bites, allergic reactions 

So my bites are healing slowly. Not sure if fleas or spiders, but yesterday they looked like angry red bruises.

Still itchy as fuck tho

Picked up a couple great things from artists while i was there! This is probably my new fav tee, and it glows under blacklight! and my laptop enjoys the new sticker

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