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2 Hornt 4 Main, bondage, artwork with eye contact 

So i'm Really fucking into Julian Devorak from The Arcana. Made this my background and keep losing my breath when I see my screen after a while. ๐Ÿ˜

Horny on main, the arcana game 

Fuuuuck who knew Julian Devorak was such a hot submissive masochist? ๐Ÿ˜ I'm embarrassingly obsessed over this man.

Depression, pretty silly reason 

Low key catatonic depressive episode because I found out the market I applied for put me in a 2ft wide, 6ft long table spot, not a 6ft wide spot.

Gross Bug Bites for the morbidly curious 

This is what they looked like yesterday.

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Bug bites, allergic reactions 

So my bites are healing slowly. Not sure if fleas or spiders, but yesterday they looked like angry red bruises.

Still itchy as fuck tho

Picked up a couple great things from artists while i was there! This is probably my new fav tee, and it glows under blacklight! and my laptop enjoys the new sticker

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Bug bites, medications, withdrawal, swears. 

Cool of me to do me dirty like this. Today is gonna be -fun-. Groggy me is bad, withdrawal me is terrible. I wonder what "accidentally poisoned self groggy + withdrawing from medications" me is like. Guess I'll find out.

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my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

Bug bites, medications, withdrawal, swears. 

So I'm suffering from hella itchy bites on my leg, I take an antihistamine around noon yesterday, and feeling itchy before bed, I take another.

I check the package with a sneaking worry and realize they say only take 1 every 24 hours.

Oh shit.

I tell my wife I accidentally overdosed, we observe me for an hour and go to bed.

I wake up super groggy and head to work. Just realized I didn't take my birth control or antidepressants.

Fuck

Gambling reference 

Some guy on the subway just had his phone make an obnoxiously loud and jarring slot machine noise.

Himiko complains again 

Bear with me here, if you don't drive a car, for whatever reason, and someone tells you you should buy a car. that's some serious classism and ableism there. something that needs to be addressed yesterday

Realistic gross sculpture of mine 

Love showing off my mimics ๐Ÿ˜

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