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There is a woman on my bus who has a kitten crying as her text tone.

It's as adorable and frustrating as it sounds.

brag 

just realized i forgot to post the anniversary of that time waypoint wrote a glowing review of a game i worked on

waypoint.vice.com/en_us/articl

๐Ÿ”ฎโšกโญ๐ŸŒ™โ˜€โ„โ˜๐ŸŽฑ๐ŸŽฒ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽง
Cursed garage sale! Boost and ill give you a cursed item!
๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐ŸŽน๐ŸŽจโœ’๐Ÿ“น๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ฝ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ“ป

Dropped my girlfriend off at the airport, looking back as i walked away, forcing my legs to move, biting back the sting in my eyes.

A week felt like so long at the start and so little by the end.

I'll see her again soon, i know that. I'll make plans, I'll find a way.

We'll play video games and watch cartoons and we'll be together before i know it.

My train pulls me back into the city, and i feel the tears spring from my eyes.

I'll count the days until our next time together.

โค๏ธ

Not a lesbian (pan af) but wanted to make a shout out to my girlfriends. Love you babes!

[polyamorous hobbit voice] but what about second girlfriend

Oh no, my wife's girlfriend is too cute and now I have a girlfriend and a wife.

Oh no, my girlfriend's wife is too cute and now I have two girlfriends

Today is not just about bunnies and eggs. It represents something greater.

Yes, that's right, the anniversary of the Game Boy. Thirty years ago today, Japanese customers got their hands on the monochrome handheld.

arstechnica.com/gaming/2019/04

Easter is the national holiday for rabbit furries. Itโ€™s what Jesus said.

Absolutely love when my elderly neighbour blasts his bass heavy music late into the night when I have work in the morning.

Asked him to turn it down but he didn't turn it down much. We spent 5 minutes in the rain knocking to get him to answer initially.

Fuck

if a tiny bee were to ask me if i like jazz i would scream immediately and then say yes

if you're a trans woman or trans feminine non-binary person there's a long-term study recruiting right now on trans feminine health and it compensates $250 spread out in 6 month intervals of $50. Https://litestudy.org

*ominously stroking a bunny in their lap* Khajiit have hares if you have coin

That moment when you learn part of the mememe dance and feel like the thot that was inside you all along.

All right, this seems to be popular. Officially took this from @Lazuli so here we go. Like away.

All trans gals are cute!

All trans guys are handsome!

All NB trans people look wonderful!

Boost if you agree!

Really bad idea 

Ready Player One, but instead of pop culture it's just memes.

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