RileySharkie~ ;3c @RileySharkie@computerfairi.es

oh crap

a friend gave me their new phone number

i left a ridiculous and somewhat flirty voicemail

that actually wasn't the right phone number

im dead inside due to social anxiety

@Scarly PLOT TWIST: it was the right number, she just apparently doesn't pay attention to voicemails

@Scarly or more specifically, didn't have her voicemail setup

CRISIS AVERTED

Batman (1966), “The Great Train Robbery” https://gameraboy1.tumblr.com/post/180027561616/batman-1966-the-great-train-robbery 3/4

Made fried chicken for the first time today and it turned out wonderfully

I haven’t really done much frying before, so it was... educational ^^

where can I take lessons on being clever and relatable on the internet?

Shoutout to my partner @Scarly who just came at me from around a corner in our apartment wearing a Burger King mask

I think I just lost like five years off my life

luv u bby

@Chel I live to terrify

as for why we have a Burger King mask, well, that’s a long story

@lynnesbian you know, your new display name totally messed my brain up

i was like "wow, im running a Linux terminal in mastodon on my phone. that's pretty cool. what is this command? i should execute it"

i literally tapped a random message and started pushing enter

but like nothing happened, soooo

i need to get my brain to understand that i should think about writing when im awake and able to write, not when im in bed and trying to sleep at 4 am

this is especially important when you write horror

nyaaaaaa

#1yrago "Common knowledge" that Alabama GOP Sen. candidate Roy Moore dated teens https://boingboing.net/2017/11/11/common-knowledge-that-alab.html

it seems i never posted this here!

RT @riScorpian@twitter.com: @doctorow@twitter.com Now is a good time to RAMinisce.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/riScorpian/status/1061691850568937472

Ears

It's...an everything beagle.