RileySharkie~ ;3c @RileySharkie@computerfairi.es

where can I take lessons on being clever and relatable on the internet?

Shoutout to my partner @Scarly who just came at me from around a corner in our apartment wearing a Burger King mask

I think I just lost like five years off my life

luv u bby

@Chel I live to terrify

as for why we have a Burger King mask, well, that’s a long story

@lynnesbian you know, your new display name totally messed my brain up

i was like "wow, im running a Linux terminal in mastodon on my phone. that's pretty cool. what is this command? i should execute it"

i literally tapped a random message and started pushing enter

but like nothing happened, soooo

i need to get my brain to understand that i should think about writing when im awake and able to write, not when im in bed and trying to sleep at 4 am

this is especially important when you write horror

nyaaaaaa

#1yrago "Common knowledge" that Alabama GOP Sen. candidate Roy Moore dated teens https://boingboing.net/2017/11/11/common-knowledge-that-alab.html

it seems i never posted this here!

RT @riScorpian@twitter.com: @doctorow@twitter.com Now is a good time to RAMinisce.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/riScorpian/status/1061691850568937472

Ears

It's...an everything beagle.

Memories

not sure how im able to make this cute but it works

this is the face of the Bot Queen