@quirk Alright, so here's the 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖌𝖊 that will help you start:

First, you can either watch 𝐤𝐢𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢, which is the series of three animated films, or 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢, which is the first cour of the anime. Kizu gives you a nice "sample platter" of what the rest of the series is like, and Bake is the "proper" starting spot, with Kizu coming after Bake in the official book order.

Also, Bake has three not-on-TV episodes, so some websites will have those listed separately :/

@quirk For the rest of the show, please reference this handy chart:

Notes; Kizumonogatari had a ton of delays and that's why it wasn't released until 2016, but you should still watch it before/after Bake. Nisemonogatari is widely considered to be the worst cour of the series, so if you can power through that then you're in the clear. Also, despite being called "final season," there are still probably more episodes coming once Nisio Isin writes more books.