if I suddenly stop posting forever, please understand that I have been dramatically locked inside of my own mastodon account, and am banging against the glass of my monitor trying to escape. It's not you, it's me
"Stop boosting the post and help me!"
I cry out, but it is futile. Nobody is coming to save me. The monitor glass is only getting thicker, the outside world more hazy. Even more notifications are disappearing. My federated timeline is bugged. Soon I will be doomed forever, a pale imitation of myself
okay but in all seriousness my account has become almost completely dysfunctional, what do I do 
@RowanBerry clear cache and cookies?
@heartles An excellent idea, except this is happening on every browser between my phone and my desktop
@RowanBerry oh noooooo