The Thot has Begone @RowanBerry@computerfairi.es

I exclusively express my femininity by playing hyperviolent VR games completely nude, then straddling my wife to kiss her while sweat drips down my thighs.

@venko the ｃｌａｓｓｉｃ book behind the major motion picture

Oh cool that Chai mix was expired. I didn't even know that stuff could go bad. Time to feel sick I guess

@quirk For the rest of the show, please reference this handy chart:

Notes; Kizumonogatari had a ton of delays and that's why it wasn't released until 2016, but you should still watch it before/after Bake. Nisemonogatari is widely considered to be the worst cour of the series, so if you can power through that then you're in the clear. Also, despite being called "final season," there are still probably more episodes coming once Nisio Isin writes more books.

@quirk Alright, so here's the 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖌𝖊 that will help you start:

First, you can either watch 𝐤𝐢𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢, which is the series of three animated films, or 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢, which is the first cour of the anime. Kizu gives you a nice "sample platter" of what the rest of the series is like, and Bake is the "proper" starting spot, with Kizu coming after Bake in the official book order.

Also, Bake has three not-on-TV episodes, so some websites will have those listed separately :/

Monogatari Series: hurg blurg fanservice underage characters glurb

Also Monogatari Series: Literally some of the coolest storytelling and visual style I've ever seen

Does anybody on the internet actually watch Monogatari Series? Asking for a friend

Yeah, I'm a gamer. That means I exclusively play games that I emulated or bought on sale

SYNTHETIK is pretty fun.

"Rowan why would you support the people who use the language and rhetoric that you want people to stop using??"

I'm sorry, but there's only like two game reviewers that I trust on the internet and one of them makes edgy jokes, I need this motherfucker to tell me what games to buy on gog.com please just let me have this

I allow myself one (1) problematic youtuber that I still watch, because if I can't even lower my standards a little bit I will completely lose my mind

Now that we're all moved in, it's time for.......... the job searhc.........