The Thot has Begone @RowanBerry@computerfairi.es

@Aleums When the branches form crowns, fear the bastard prince

@Aleums If you inverted the colors and cranked the contrast you could make a sick creepypasta out of this

Boy howdy, I sure do love proprietary megacorp technology!

...when the world ends I will make sure that Windows 10 is the first thing to go

Oh cool so sometimes the Windows 10 photo viewer crashes now

"this is legitimately one of my favorite games"

*immediately dies 10 times in a row*

Fortnite does a really good job of looking all cool and interesting in its promotions but I'm almost positive that the game still feels like its in early access

Oh and that time that I was playing FFXIV 2.0 for the first time and got chewed out a little by a teammate for not knowing mechanics and then couldn't launch the game for like a week and a half because of panic attacks

Am I the only person who has such horrible anxiety about playing online games

Like I couldn't buy Granblue Versus day one and I had a genuine moment of "wait if I don't buy it day one then I'll be behind on learning the game and if I don't learn the game I'll never be good and if I'm never good then I can never play online because my opponents deserve a proper match"

Uh oh I'm going to have a reputation for watching horny anime now aren't I

How Not To Summon A Demon Lord was pretty good actually

*you attempt to reciprocate headpaps and immediately impale yourself on a goat horn*

*pats my own head* this baby can hold so much love and affection

My meat-mech hasn't had a tune up in 23 years and I'm starting to want some upgrades tbh

Hot take: RWBY works as a fighting game roster because a shoestring plot and ultraspecific character abilities that are never fully explained are the *expectation*

I miss playin BBTAG

@mavica *same intensifies*

@mavica epukfjgljkdfg

@mavica Me: God I'm such a sub I just want somebody to dom me, ugggghh

Also me: Ohhh, you wanna dom me? Do it. Prove yourself worthy.