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We're supposed to buy a modem and it's like $100 and we thought this was included with our rent and klsjfdlkhelkfjflkdsf

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Long story short, tier lists aren't about which characters are good, they're about which game mechanics beat out other game mechanics.

...but instead of "not every kit can go toe-to-toe in competitive play without being at a disadvantage" it's "hey this character you like is trash go play someone else"

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Yeah I know the slow, grab-based character is low-tier! But you would think that, if that actually mattered, they wouldn't include them as an archetype in *every single goddamn fighting game*

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It's helpful to know when there's a character that just isn't playable on current patch, but that's not what most tier lists do— robust characters are high tier, gimmick or low-kit characters are low tier. Every time.

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I don't care if season 19 of Sword Art Online or RWBY is good, because I know that same material would be better as season 1 of a completely new story

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You know when an animated fantasy series has always been kinda shitty and the writer(s) are like "no it's okay I can fix this" and it just keeps going like a construction engineer making up for bad foundation by building a larger house

think you can upgrade your consciousness, space boy? well, why dontcha define consciousness then???? yeah thats what i thought

All in favor of skipping September and going right to October?

Alright that's it I'm playing a fighting game online. fuck social anxiety

The aliens don't think of themselves as aliens, they think of themselves as people who abduct aliens

@RowanBerry @chillallmen and the spike heels are fantastic for working my calves, bro. Can't skip leg day if it's every day!

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