Sargoth (fairy aspect) @Sargoth@computerfairi.es

A mastodon instance which mines dogecoins, and doubles as a dogecoin wallet

Peak bitcoin

turn that
*looks at inscrutable facial expression*
oh god
please do not turn that upside down

A million mlems

Become the mysterious circumstance you want to see in the world

The first step to search engine optimization is to ensure that the local wildlife gets enough food from natural sources, and to discreetly supplement those niches that do not

Subfavs

*jogs this way from a far distance away, ever so gradually getting closer*
*after the longest of whiles, get within speaking range*
*stops to take a few breaths*
hey, you look nice today
*keeps on going*

*appears over a hill in the distance, and ever so slowly skis towards you*
[this approach takes some time, intensifying the utter stillness of the situation]
*finally gets into speaking range*
hey
*continues on, becoming smoler with each passing moment*

Become the fluffy elephant friend you want to snuzzle in the world

The autumn wind is blowing dry leaves rasping over asphalt, the sound of treetops in motion a white noise underscore to this october night

cat easter eggs are OP