ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Some jobs just aren't worth the pay.

The new car magnet arrived, and it's on my car.
#Censorship #BookBan #BoycottFlorida

CO Christian Filmmaker Pleads Guilty In Child Sex Sting

As Ministry Watch reported, Greisen was arrested Sept. 7 after arranging to pay an undercover detective $170 to have sex with a 14-year-old girl. Greisen, who is 68, runs two Christian film companies

Little Miss is getting brushed out, which she hates. Little Man is patiently waiting, because he knows it's his turn after she's done.
#DogsOfMastodon

Getting follows lately from (presumed) bots with big boob/big booty avatar photos, promising me more of same.
Someone should program bots to read the room.
#LGBT #SoGay

I think I hit my fitness goal today.

#Fitness #Walking

Remembering that time Worf ran out of conditioner and had to use some of Deanna's.
#StarTrek

The "to do" list of Lt. Colonel Larry Brock, retired. He was just sentenced to 2 years is prison.

#Traitors #Insurrection

Has anyone caught Rhonda's new interview in Vogue?
#Florida

I'm wondering how long it'll be before he goes full Putin and has a law passed forbidding this kind of satire?

One of my co-workers is a crow. He shows up a couple of times a week, to knock on my office window and scream at me. I'm pretty sure he's an efficiency director.
Today I decided to appease my co-worker and leave mixed nuts on the windowsill. He showed up, screamed until the other efficiency director came, both ate the nuts, then paraded back and forth in front of my window, berating me for wasting time leaving nuts when I should have been working. Fine, be that way.
But I'll do it again. #Birds

One of my own (very minor) creations. Nearly everyone who has seen it has called it dark, but I see the open door, with light spilling out. #DigitalArt

In every dream I've had of flying, it's always felt like a muscle I had to tighten in my brain that allowed me to fly. I'd just lift up and soar, and I was never afraid, even though IRL I'm terrified of heights.
I can neither confirm nor deny that I've tried to do the same thing while I was awake.

You should be careful reading my posts. I think I'm coming down with something, I don't want you to catch it.

Print arrived earlier this week, frame arrived today, and now it's framed and hanging.
Detroit artist Jonathon Harris, print of original painting titled "Critical Race Theory".

#BlackArt #BlackMastodon

My weekend is off to a rocky start. I got home and hubs had bought a new front door handle, and it's my job to fix/replace things. But now the new door handle is installed, and we're watching Doctor Crusher in some kind of trouble.
Tomorrow we're driving down to LA to visit a museum he wants to tour.

Hold on tight, we're going to Poundtown.

Scooter the Gray came from a parrot rescue place. She's always been very trusting, so I know she was taken care of, but the thing she'd throw out was "Scooter - no! Ow, you little asshole!" So, maybe not all sunny pastures.

She's been here 3 years and now what she throws out is "the good Scooter" or [whispering] "I love the Scootie" [kiss noise]. Progress.

#ParrotsOfMastodon #Parrots

Someone trained an attack spider. Now he just has to figure out how to get burglars to dress up like cursors.

So after shooting something down over Alaska yesterday, NORAD planes shot down something over Canadian territory today. They haven't identified what either one was, just "not balloon".