ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

#DogsOfMastodon

Little Man has decided the best place to sleep is in my chair. He used to scramble out of it if I came over. These days he'll look up at me, yawn, then go back to sleep.
That's OK, he's a very old Little Man, he's earned it.

“I’m automatically attracted to criminals — I just start prosecuting them. It’s like a magnet. Just prosecute. I don’t even wait,” James said. “When you’re an AG, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the assets. You can do anything.”

@actuallyautistic

I'm resurrecting an old special interest and making it new. As a child I wanted to put together models, but I'd get impatient and want to skip to the end. That doesn't work. In my adult life I've developed a love of process - creating a list and checking things off one at a time. I've checked off nearly all the things to prep, and in my time off during the holidays I'm going to begin putting together a model. My first as an adult.

Do you live in a state with a Republican secretary of state? Make sure you're still registered to vote. They've been purging the system.

@actuallyautistic

Whoever made this was thinking of me when they made it. I know they were.

That point in your dog's life when you know the end is coming up sooner than you like, and you want to cherish every moment, so you let him steal your chair for a nap and you just sit somewhere else.

#DogsOfMastodon #Dogs

It's the Right thing to do.

Freud said it first.

Reason 418,357,294 why I like animals better than most people:

#Parrots #ParrotsOfMastodon

Remember ladies, the way to a man's heart is between the 4th and 5th ribs, at a slight upward angle.

@actuallyautistic

This whole thing about nuclear trains reminds me of something I got caught up in a while ago. I'm a Trekkie, and I ran across a diagram of a starbase, with dimensions (based on size in relationship to ship, etc.). I started a spreadsheet, it got more and more complex.
Those things are HUGE. 2,000 acres of parkland. Hundreds of millions of square feet in deck space. Nominal population of over 2,000,000 people, and that's with low population density. I still have it, somewhere.

My kind of funeral.

But what if I really want to know?

#LGBT

Even when heat records are being broken all over the northern hemisphere, the classics are always appropriate.

#Shakespeare #Culture

@actuallyautistic

I'm getting ready to go upstairs now, but I'll leave this:

My ability to camouflage - read the alt text for the rest.:

#LGBT

Stolen from somewhere else, and I don't even feel bad about it.

#StarTrek #Worf #Barbie

Me and my sanity when I heard TFG was indicted: