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I made a joke to one of my employees about something being β€˜truly ironic, Alanis’ but he just looked at me blankly, so for making me feel really old and out of touch there’s someone who ironically won’t be getting a promotion any time soon.

Dark Brandon is back!

After Donald Trump unveiled that his "major announcement" was the Sad! release of his collectible digital trading cards, President Biden showed him what a real presidential announcement looks like.

Well played, sir! πŸ‘

comicsands.com/biden-trolls-tr

Nothing is stopping you from writing a great novel right now other than not having any original ideas or the discipline to write a certain number of words each day or talent

How to Catch a Mountain Lion
an illustrative guide

1. Place a cardboard box where the animal frequently visits.
2. Sit back and wait.
3. A cat is a cat is a cat.

Visit to the Newton Room today (regional STEM hub for secondary schools), loads of renewable energy based experimental stuff. First year class, and very engaged. On top of that, one of the girls dug into SparkVue, an app I spend time explaining to 6th years and teachers, and created a beautifully well annotated set of multiple data runs, very impressed. All off her own initiative.

Absolutely delighted to join Mastodon!

Greetings to anyone interested in following my feed about the fascinating History of Science, including the works of Albert Einstein, Niels Bohr, Richard Feynman, Emmy Noether, John Wheeler, and many others.

Warm welcome to all followers!

Paul Halpern, Science Writer and Physicist

@bodyetal
Go back and read what you wrote, then ask yourself "am I being pointlessly pedantic here?"
The answer may surprise you.

Musk has cancelled Santa Claus

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Migrating from Twitter and getting feel of this place.

Hello. Name's Natalia and I'm a #PhD student based in Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 drawing #pterosaurs when not researching pterosaurs πŸ‰

Follow for general #palaeontology #palaeoart updates

@WryCritic
I have a CGI picture of one of them, next to a human male, for perspective. The file is called "GiantMurderChicken.jpg"

@filmcritic
And that's after they negotiate for property and business tax breaks, because they're going to bring SO MUCH business into town!

Every #Walmart in the United States of America cost its community on average a million dollars per annum in subsidies for its workers since they can't pay them enough.

My 7-day Twitter suspension just ended but the last 7 days have been more than enough time to recognize the fade of Twitter’s glow. Sad to see how easily raw financial power can destroy, especially in the U.S.A. What an ungrateful immigrant Elon Musk has turned out to be!

It's time to forget about shaming Elon Musk. The whole point of his vile attack on Fauci is to Trigger The Libs. Shaming him only persuades his followers he's "drawing blood." We have to adapt to the reality that he is waging right wing information warfare.
washingtonpost.com/opinions/20

"People want to believe that the Trump NFTs are a jump-the-shark moment. And that would be great. I'd like it to be the case. But is this any more embarrassing or self-abasing that Trump U, or Trump Steaks, or the Official Trump Card?" thetriad.thebulwark.com/p/abou

@cpoliticditto@mas.to
I was also told I had to send a blood sample and tissue sample - something about a donor match? I really want that little blue check to show I'm me. I get confused sometimes, and that would really help.

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