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@rbreich
I'm in favor of rolling the tax code back to the 1950s, adjusted for inflation. While we're at it, we could bring back fins on cars. They were fun.

Trickle-down economics has been an abject failure over the past 20 years. It’s time to invest in workers. Now.

I’ll be in Ukraine through the holidays and hope to give you a little slice of how Christmas and New Years is observed in a time of war.

I’m sure there will be some shivering but I’ve also already tracked down a small bowl of pho

@MeidasTouch
Bad news - the FBI is reading all your e-mails.
Good news - the FBI is reading ALL your e-mails.

He’s making a list
He’s not even checking it once
He assumes it’ll be grand
Irish Santa Claus is coming to town

Reports coming in that Elon Musk has been banned from Quinlans Fish Shop in Cahirciveen in retaliation for suspending @donieosullivan from Twitter

All you hear these days is mental health this, and mental health that. We didn't have mental health in my day, and I turned out fine!

*Laughs maniacally*

*Cries uncontrollably*

Therapy dogs waiting to start their shift at a children’s hospital.. 😊

first they came for the immigrants, but i didn't care, because those people cause a lot of problems and they're unclean and strange

then they came for the homeless, but i didn't care, because i like my cities clean and they could just get a job, really what's so hard about that

then they came for the pregnant, but i didn't care, because men like me can always get their girlfriend's one if needed

then they came for the trans people, but i didn't care, because frankly they're sort of weird and just a fad and we're just indulging them and their wacko doctors

then they came for the permanently disabled, but i didn't care, because i was in good health and they should just stay at home or eat healthier

then they came for the journalists, and i wrote an op-ed titled β€œfirst they came for the journalists”

β€” liberal journalists

@boles There's been a tsunami of new users, and it's taxing the servers. We've been asked to be patient - this isn't like Twitter, where ads are paying the bills.

@james@strangeobject.space I'd think the first thing to do would be to tag your post, so it draws the attention of your target audience.

@morethanmySLE
So you don't think a not-for-profit system should be privatized, resulting in increased costs and reduced healthcare for everyone, for the benefit of a few who get to pocket the profits.
Could you give me your reasoning on this?

If you think Medicare should NOT be privatized RAISE YOUR HAND! βœ‹

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@gamingonlinux
Does this feel to anyone else like Elmo is testing / pushing the limits, to find out how much he can get away with?
It feels that way to me.

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