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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you?

So yeh, enjoy your fish sandwich.

#theBeeAt3

Basic bee facts every day at 3pm.

# 37.

Bees are hairy for good reason.
When bees forage on flowers they automatically catch and collect fine pollen grains on the many hairs all over their bodies. This β€˜efficiency by default’ makes them ideal pollinators.

#bees #bee #beesofmastodon
#beesanctuaryireland #beesanctuary
#bumblebees #solitarybees
#nature #organic #vegan #flowers #photography

Do you ever get a craving that demands you just grab different things and combine them? I do.
Sliced up a granny smith apple, but that wasn't quite it. Grabbed some unsalted butter from the fridge, put it in a pan, added some light brown sugar, some nutmeg, some ginger, some cinnamon. Threw in the apple slices and let them slowly cook in the combined mixture. Ah, vanilla ice cream. That's what I need for a base. Spoon the warm apples over the ice cream.
I guess I was craving apple pie a la mode.

If you're a journalist on Twitter, now is a good time to close your DMs. I wouldn't trust Musk to not read them personally if he notices you

That’s it, suspended journalists, run back to your beloved Twitter for the clicks. Voters will save democracy every couple of years so you can keep it up. Thanks for nothing.

I'm watching the BBC news, and my heart is breaking.

Warm clubs, care shops, food banks.

These terms should never be in the common vernacular in 21st century Britain.

I'm just so angry at the tories.

#EnoughIsEnough
#GTTO
#generalstrikenow

@i_gvf @Scott1984FP@mastodon.social @juddlegum
He relies on those same people to keep him filthy rich. Most of his money is on paper, not in the bank.
He's shooting himself in the foot, while he cuts off his own nose. He's multitasking at damaging himself.

If you’re #newhere I highly recommend the mammoth app

Okay, admittedly, when I wished on that monkey's paw to spend less time on Twitter I should have anticipated this.

@atheistengineer You had to pay them extra if you didn't want them to publish your assassination coordinates.

I am the very model of a devotee of Mastodon.
The other social media, we wore it out and passed it on.
A man can kill a website but its lifeblood has immunity:
We’ll just come over here and reassemble the community.
So cultivate inclusive manners, promulgate your welcome mats,
Celebrate our freedom from the whims of random plutocrats.
The fediverse has first, no Musk, and next, no Ye, and last, no Don.
I am the very model of a devotee of Mastodon.

No man is an island but some of us are peninsulas with very narrow isthmuses.

@democracydocket I read that the 5 closest elections for House seats came down to a victory by a combined total of just over 6,000 votes. If 6.1K more people in 5 House districts had gotten themselves out to cast a vote, we'd have the House.
But the Republicans are going to behave as if they won by a landslide.

Twitter is now BANNING accounts that post links to other social media platforms. You're no longer even allowed to tweet out what your username is on other sites.

You basically need an attorney to let you know what you can and cannot tweet.

This is unprecedented censorship.

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