ScottinSoCal πΊπ¦ π π³βπ @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es
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- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
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So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
you know what? I donβt think Iβm gonna let that guy put a chip in my brain after all
@CampfireBurning@mstdn.social If 26 cookies isn't the recommended serving size, why did they put 26 cookies in the box?
@ashinillinois@lor.sh
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish? He's hungry. Just give him the damn fish. Don't be a jerk.
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits, and you wonβt believe what number three tells you!
- A Christmas Clickbait.
Me: [digging through clothes basket]
Wife: Do you see a black tank top in there?
Me: No. but thereβs pink.
Wife: No, black.
Me: I have grey, pink, purple, green, teal, brown, something Iβll just call baby vomit.
Wife: It has to be the black one.
Me: Weβre just going to the dump to get rid of some cardboard.
Wife: The. Black. One.
Until fairly recently, we didn't consider it a huge accomplishment to keep the government funded for another year. That was the bare minimum Congress should be doing.
Then Republicans decided to use brinksmanship for everything, every year, no matter the circumstances.
House (and some Senate) Republicans would like nothing more than to obstruct this omnibus bill until January so that they can better obstruct it then. Which, of course, would shut down the government and the economy and stop further aiding Ukraine. Someone benefits from all that, and it isnβt any of us.
But this is what happens every time you give control of at least one house of Congress to Republicans.
Congress releases major spending bill with election reforms to prevent another Jan. 6-
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/congress-releases-major-spending-bill-election-reforms-prevent-another-rcna62469
@KatPhoenix Your number one episode is also my number one episode.
Madge Arwell brings it all home.
Here's my version of..
Top 3 #DoctorWho Holiday Specials
1. The Doctor, the Widow, & the Wardrobe
2. Last Christmas
3. A Christmas Carol
Too many words. Come at me with fewer words.
@slanderoid @bookstodon A book called "The Last Human", about a time after the other species in the galaxy decided they'd had just about enough of us, and wiped us all out. Except this one, hidden on a space station, pretending to be a different species.
I'm at the library, and three women are loudly discussing the trials of their kitchen renovations, and I'm gonna need bail money.
@edsuom
It's just the carer bots, doing their job.
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Iβm an immigrant and need yβall to stand with DACA immigrants. Dems have 15 days to pass DACA protections. We cannot leave DACAβs fate to MAGA extremism. Please raise your voice.
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I am 100% not shitting you when I say scientists named mastodons after their teeth which they thought looked like nipples. βMastosβ as in breast. βodontβ as in tooth.
Weβre on a website that, in Greek, literally means βBooby Tooth.β
We may never be able to match the incredible achievements of #JohnMastodon, but the European Union still plays its part!
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- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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