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$TSLA crashing because the company is on autopilot is the most fitting end to 2022 possible

A public service announcement from someone who has worked with and produced a truly diverse set of creatives:β€¨β€œUp and coming, emerging, new, unproduced, unrepresented, aspiring, promising, talented”
Does not necessarily mean young. Or even under 40. One of the best writers I worked with two years ago was a former journalist over 60. Especially for TV, experience, parenthood, other careers and a fully lived life are huge pluses for interesting and authentic storytelling.
#film #television

@rooster
I'm uncomfortable reinforcing the idea that a successful transition hinges on how well someone is able to pass. That being said, based on your photos, if I walked by you on the street I'd see you as an attractive woman, and that's it. Then I'd notice the hot guy walking three steps behind you, and I'd be focused on him.
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When I go to 80s themed parties, I bring
S layer dip.

Hi Mastodon!

Just wanted to say I love you. πŸ’•πŸ˜˜β€οΈ

@PaulSchleifer
Owning the libs is an expensive proposition, when the libs are also your key market demographic.

Nature's magnificence and healing touch solaces hearts and raises spirits. When the world's loudness leaves you silent, nature's quietness opens your heart to happiness. From nature around my cabin in the wilderness of the Yukon, I am dispatching joy, healing, warmth, hope and positivity. Watch on YouTube: youtu.be/VQmLTDSpSdY

Merry Christmas! The U.S. energy department just declared the Texas grid an emergency again-again!

Every time Ted Cruz flees to Mexico, an angel gets its wings! πŸŽ„

Fuck Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, John Cornyn, and every Republican, Texas voter. Also, merry Christmas. mastodon.social/@flexghost/109

I want to acknowledge that when I said that β€œI was CEO of a Fortune 500 company” that may have been a slight exaggeration. What I mean to say was that I once ordered a meal at Arby’s.

Elon: I’m Batman

The market: bitch you ain’t even Robin

The price for Adam Fox to conspire to abduct Gov Whitmer and blow up a bridge?

16 years.

Showing the world Gov Whitmer is tough as nails and ready to be president?

Priceless.

@JaneinNJ @georgetakei
She's trying to get people killed, and based on her actions, I don't think she cares much who it is.

Americans can help defeat a fascist billionaire oligarchy with the choices they make but instead are like β€œchoosing a server is too hard!!” 😩

@georgetakei
Chaya Raichik is "Libs of Tik Tok". She's the one directly responsible for a Boston children's hospital getting bomb threats, armed people threatening children in libraries, and so much more. She's the evil one.

Pay attention to who they’re giving a platform to over at Fox News. Listen to their hateful, dehumanizing rhetoric. Then speak out against it forcefully.

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