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I've reached the inflexion point in my holiday where the 'starting work soon' thoughts are replacing the 'damn, I didn't get *ghat* finished up before I left' thoughts.

FOR THE LAST FERSTINKIN' TIME! SAYING THAT YOU HAVE PRIVILEGE DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY, IT MEANS YOU SHOULD ACKNOWLEDGE THAT SOCIETY IS UNJUST IN WAYS THAT FAVOR YOU AND THAT YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO FIGHT FOR IT TO BE JUST FOR EVERYBODY

GROW UP AND GET TO WORK

my parents at 30: whew, we weren't expecting to have a third kid and a new car this year, but I think we can swing it

me at 30: I was not expecting to have to replace an extra lightbulb in my home this year and now financial ruin is upon me

@cpoliticditto@mas.to
And all the reports indicate the woman involved didn't enjoy it.

Practicing my charcuterie skills! It’s my responsibility for the New Year’s party

And to all the neoliberals about to jump on here to repeat Fox News talking points about a nonexistent β€œopen border crisis” ?

You’re republicans. Eat a bag of dicks.

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β€œWhat news do you bring me from over the mountains, my little friend?”

β€œThere is a great storm coming, you should find shelter soon. Also, I saw hunters camped in the valley.”

β€œAnything else?”

β€œYour mother wants to know if you’re eating enough. She says she worries about you.”

@maryr
The bird books, the baseboard trim, the cabinet doors, the packages in the cupboard - whatever they can get their beaks on.

You get your parrot expensive toys, but she just wants to shred the bird books. #birds #pets

@nashio @thegx@toot.community
It's just the opposite corner, across the street. A natural place to snap a picture.

@subrote@mastodon.lol
Many years ago I read a research paper testing addiction in lab rats. They found that rats who had no control over their environment were easily addicted. Rats given control over their environment didn't get addicted.
I'd love to see if that extends to humans.

@DougDugDog
"without it, β€œAn Album” may be misinterpreted as something NSFW"

I'm not sure I understand what you mean. Could you elaborate?

It is crucial to use CamelCase when writing out separate words in hashtags not only for accessibility reasons, but without it, β€œAn Album” may be misinterpreted as something NSFW.

#analbum #hack #hashtag

@MarilynPF@home.social
All those things are true, but what's also true is that Ukraine is taking back the territory Russia has invaded, people in Iran and Afghanistan are protesting in unprecedented numbers, climate change is getting impossible to ignore - even by the willfully stupid, bad leaders are being tossed out and decent leaders are taking their places, and here at home the DOJ has arrested and charged 1,000+ people for the attempted insurrection.

$TSLA crashing because the company is on autopilot is the most fitting end to 2022 possible

A public service announcement from someone who has worked with and produced a truly diverse set of creatives:β€¨β€œUp and coming, emerging, new, unproduced, unrepresented, aspiring, promising, talented”
Does not necessarily mean young. Or even under 40. One of the best writers I worked with two years ago was a former journalist over 60. Especially for TV, experience, parenthood, other careers and a fully lived life are huge pluses for interesting and authentic storytelling.
#film #television

@rooster
I'm uncomfortable reinforcing the idea that a successful transition hinges on how well someone is able to pass. That being said, based on your photos, if I walked by you on the street I'd see you as an attractive woman, and that's it. Then I'd notice the hot guy walking three steps behind you, and I'd be focused on him.
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